This one works pretty well....
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Bucket Headed SumBi&*h

Many a time I've heard my compatriots reply, when asked where they're going whilst on the way to the head, "Goin' to give birth to an editor!" :D

I am a former sailor... I have used all these at one time or another.... occasionally, I make a few up as I go...

Hump ...

What a frickin hump!

mammering hedge-born gudgeon

ass clown or heathen. I call rush hour traffic the heard of misery ( which I am often a part of)



Chris

being from jersey the default is douchebag but pronounced doosh-bag accent on the first syllable.

I keep going back to the one my mom taught me when I was little - "fukking idiot"...

Wall-eyed mugwump.

Oh yeah, for the bus-Loser Cruiser, or LC for short, as in, "We are going to take the LC to the beach," or "Let's LC it to the city."

Bare foot triangle referred to an area and its denizens. An area bordered by Splendora, New Caney and Porter Heights, which is in Texas. This was in reference to the high percentage of them that would present to the Emergency Room where I worked as a resident without shoes. As in, "BFT in trauma 2, HBV positive, took off half his foot off with a lawnmover."

A lot of meth got cooked in that area, the joke was that you could tell the toothbrush was invented in Splendora, because if it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush

Favorites, (but seldom used) are:

Dumber than dog *****
and
Husky ***** in Heat (which is not necessarily a pejorative if used in Alaska or the Territories)

Les

Bingo.
Sheet-noggin is a close second ;)

Scrotal remora
Slug slime, or slug trail.

pillow-biter

just funny to say

You can't do better than the F word.

For first person berating I like: "muther'f'er" - "Listen here Muther'f'er..."

For the third person ridicule, I perfer: "f'd up moron" - "Look at that dude, what a f'd up moron!"

For women there is one word that is so universally reviled that no other pejorative even comes close.

Pejorative: Environmentalist. ...with emphasis on mental.

I mean what person woiuld want to shyte on the planet? Therefore, an Environmentalist is just another word for extremist- whack-job.

Window licker.

Birther

Mother: All right. Now, are you ready to tell me where you heard that word?

Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind.


Ralphie: Schwartz!