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Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity

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Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity
The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black
{Never heard Tiger call himself black} can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”

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That's too funny, I almost believed it because it seemd like something the rev al would say.
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What an idiot.

At least Nickolas said, " it's none of my business", "time will heal", and "people have short memories".

Now that is a deflection with a message.


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this is going to make Newt Gingrich sad.
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Al Sharpton is a dumb...

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I place the fact that people listen to what Rev Al says in the same category as Barbara Boxer being elected Senator at all, let alone more than once. People are morons.

I don't think Mr Gingrich gives a rat's ass what Mr Sharpton says.
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I place the fact that people listen to what Rev Al says in the same category as Barbara Boxer being elected Senator at all, let alone more than once. People are morons.

I don't think Mr Gingrich gives a rat's ass what Mr Sharpton says.
Notice they all supported the Traitor obama...
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come to think of it he could have mixed a sister in...
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Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity
The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black{Never heard Tiger call himself black} can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”

Well, he could have said it:
Please quote your source. Let me guess, "Mad Magazine"? Oh, it's here: Al Sharpton-Tiger Woods Joke: Site Runs Fake Sharpton-Woods Story | NowPublic News Coverage

More humerous that people thought it true.

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It makes me sad that some of you nice fellas think it's a real quote. Cmon.
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Already confirmed as a fake. Probably the same reliable source that is producing Tiger's mistresses across the country.
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thats a fake of course but I have heard Tiger criticized by some of the black women in my office for not being black enough.
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I place the fact that people listen to what Rev Al says in the same category as Barbara Boxer being elected Senator at all, let alone more than once. People are morons.

I don't think Mr Gingrich gives a rat's ass what Mr Sharpton says.
then you don't know much about their relationship. Isn't ignorance great! Few do it better.
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It is an obvoius joke. It is funny because it is so close to the truth.
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It makes me sad that some of you nice fellas think it's a real quote. Cmon.
Here are some guidelines: if it's an email posted by PWD or Lubemaster, it's fake. if it's Photoshop, it's my good friend Byron (who should stick to PS).
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Here are some guidelines: if it's an email posted by PWD or Lubemaster, it's fake. if it's Photoshop, it's my good friend Byron (who should stick to PS).
Whew! Glad that Shaun did not mix me up with that crowd! On the other hand why not?
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If I were in Tiger's hunting circles, my trists would certainly be more skewed toward asian, eastern european, and a few local sista's to keep it real. I'm all about inclusion. Also, it wouldn't appear as pathological.

I know the quote isn't real, but it sort of is...
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Here are some guidelines: if it's an email posted by PWD or Lubemaster, it's fake. if it's Photoshop, it's my good friend Byron (who should stick to PS).

I take exception to that! Agree some of my posts are for entertainment purposes...well, most are...make that all are but still they are as real as any thing found in the AP these days. Humpf!
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then you don't know much about their relationship. Isn't ignorance great! Few do it better.
I presume you refer to the education deal on which they are teamed up.

I would characterize their relationship as using each other, with Mr Sharpton hoping to gain some legitamacy, and Mr Gingrich hoping to make inroads into the black community.

The only concern Mr Gingrich is likely to have is possible adverse impact on this by Mr Sharpton. If you honestly believe that he cares what Rev Al is spouting when he is not around, well, you perhaps need to consider the matter further.

You really should not assume that just because someone thinks you are wrong or posts something for its amusement value and you misconstrue their intent, it indicates they are the ignorant party, you bucket headed son of a beeyatch
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so nobody paid attention to post number 2 PlUS,

Racer had this at the very top of the page

Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity

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I thought that was the first giveaway.

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