Whats the Going Rate for a Good Hooker?
 

Thinking about starting up a professional Rugby team, need a good hooker though. Here are some pics of the two best - both from Ireland...

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what did you think I meant???

Since more people watch pool than Rugby, probably goes for less than a real Hooker. Maybe ask Tiger Woods?

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Like these?

Hooker Headers 2110-1HKR - Hooker Super Competition Headers

i knew what cha meant..............$1000 an HOUR @ the MOONLIGHT BUNNY RANCH!

dress up like soccer player-extra

dress up like cheerleader-extra

dress up like coach-wayyy extra

anything above a straight shot into the goal is: EXTRA!


they may have sunday-go to-meeting discounts for altar boys.

right outside carson city to the east. fer sure in the top 10 on the bucket list.


ask me how i know.

I don't have a bucket list.

Do I really need one?

My boxing coach always said "never hook a hooker".....

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Between $15.00 and $20.00 for the works. If you want a really good one, it's gonna be closer to $30.00. At least around here.

Wait. What are we talking about?

What's the difference between a $20 hooker and a $200 hooker? $180

so when i was a cab driver.....
it was a rainy week day night and i was cruising downtown Portland looking for fairs. i was waiting for the light to change at 5th and Burnside when the passenger door burst open and a very wet female jumped in babbling "you got to help me you got to help me..." the light turned green, i turned on the meter and drove through the intersection. i turned to the passenger and it was then that i relay got a good look at her. she was soaking wet older road worn and shaking still stuttering about needing help. i asked her "what was going on, do you need the police?"
she replied " NOOOOO don't take me to the police!".
"so what is going on?" i asked.
then panting she said " i was hoping you wanted a date... i just got out of jail and i need some dope."
i looked at her with a serious look now, and with my serious voice explain that money flows to me, not from me in this car.
now pleading with me she says" please i need it, i will give you a deal i have a really tight pu**y and i will even take my teeth out!"
i again said no and explained that her offer was not appealing and that money goes one way in this cab that is my rule. i pulled over to the curb, two blocks from where she got in and told her my four favorite words " get the f**k out!" she did, fearing that i would call the police or something and i drove away into the night.

true story

Looks like small block chevrolet...wouldn't fit my Mustang...:(

I bet she was a real looker. Yuck. I remember a story on the local news in Montgomery Alabama about a whore that was charging two bucks a throw at the local garbage dump.

She said thats fine she wasn't really a hooker anyway. She was two blocks from home and didn't want to walk in the rain.

The question is less about how much they cost and more about their scrum talents.

On the highway in Romania, the going rate was $20 Euro for everything, or $5 Euro for a BJ. Or so I was told by our sales guy...

About 3 years ago, they had some sort of expose in Houston about girls who were "working" though lunch hours. Something like $200-300 for 15 minutes. That is $800-$1200/hr. I doubt the girl keeps all of that. I know at the Bunny Ranch it is 50/50.

So let's say she makes $500/hr, 5-10 hours per week. That is $2500-5000/wk. If they're not blowing it on drugs, that is some serious money!

Does cratch slapping cost extra?

YES-anything beyond a direct frontal shot on the "goal" is EXTRA!

I put in a an e-mail to the Dallas Griffins Pro Rugby club to start a youth league - imagine my response from parents when I post up the signs - Wanted, Hooker for Youth League!

$20 in Europe huh? Hmm...I gotta get there...