Whats the Going Rate for a Good Hooker?

[M.D. Holloway]

Thinking about starting up a professional Rugby team, need a good hooker though. Here are some pics of the two best - both from Ireland...






what did you think I meant???

[pwd72s]

Since more people watch pool than Rugby, probably goes for less than a real Hooker. Maybe ask Tiger Woods?

[GH85Carrera]

Like these?

Hooker Headers 2110-1HKR - Hooker Super Competition Headers

[ODDJOB UNO]

i knew what cha meant..............$1000 an HOUR @ the MOONLIGHT BUNNY RANCH!

dress up like soccer player-extra

dress up like cheerleader-extra

dress up like coach-wayyy extra

anything above a straight shot into the goal is: EXTRA!


they may have sunday-go to-meeting discounts for altar boys.

right outside carson city to the east. fer sure in the top 10 on the bucket list.


ask me how i know.

[Joe Ricard]

I don't have a bucket list.

Do I really need one?

[TechnoViking]

My boxing coach always said "never hook a hooker".....

[Burnin' oil]

Between $15.00 and $20.00 for the works. If you want a really good one, it's gonna be closer to $30.00. At least around here.

[Burnin' oil]

Wait. What are we talking about?

[equality72521]

What's the difference between a $20 hooker and a $200 hooker? $180

[lane912]

so when i was a cab driver.....
it was a rainy week day night and i was cruising downtown Portland looking for fairs. i was waiting for the light to change at 5th and Burnside when the passenger door burst open and a very wet female jumped in babbling "you got to help me you got to help me..." the light turned green, i turned on the meter and drove through the intersection. i turned to the passenger and it was then that i relay got a good look at her. she was soaking wet older road worn and shaking still stuttering about needing help. i asked her "what was going on, do you need the police?"
she replied " NOOOOO don't take me to the police!".
"so what is going on?" i asked.
then panting she said " i was hoping you wanted a date... i just got out of jail and i need some dope."
i looked at her with a serious look now, and with my serious voice explain that money flows to me, not from me in this car.
now pleading with me she says" please i need it, i will give you a deal i have a really tight pu**y and i will even take my teeth out!"
i again said no and explained that her offer was not appealing and that money goes one way in this cab that is my rule. i pulled over to the curb, two blocks from where she got in and told her my four favorite words " get the f**k out!" she did, fearing that i would call the police or something and i drove away into the night.

true story

[pwd72s]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

Like these?

Hooker Headers 2110-1HKR - Hooker Super Competition Headers

Looks like small block chevrolet...wouldn't fit my Mustang...

[GH85Carrera]

I bet she was a real looker. Yuck. I remember a story on the local news in Montgomery Alabama about a whore that was charging two bucks a throw at the local garbage dump.

[KevinP73]

Originally Posted by lane912

so when i was a cab driver.....
it was a rainy week day night and i was cruising downtown Portland looking for fairs. i was waiting for the light to change at 5th and Burnside when the passenger door burst open and a very wet female jumped in babbling "you got to help me you got to help me..." the light turned green, i turned on the meter and drove through the intersection. i turned to the passenger and it was then that i relay got a good look at her. she was soaking wet older road worn and shaking still stuttering about needing help. i asked her "what was going on, do you need the police?"
she replied " NOOOOO don't take me to the police!".
"so what is going on?" i asked.
then panting she said " i was hoping you wanted a date... i just got out of jail and i need some dope."
i looked at her with a serious look now, and with my serious voice explain that money flows to me, not from me in this car.
now pleading with me she says" please i need it, i will give you a deal i have a really tight pu**y and i will even take my teeth out!"
i again said no and explained that her offer was not appealing and that money goes one way in this cab that is my rule. i pulled over to the curb, two blocks from where she got in and told her my four favorite words " get the f**k out!" she did, fearing that i would call the police or something and i drove away into the night.

true story

She said thats fine she wasn't really a hooker anyway. She was two blocks from home and didn't want to walk in the rain.

[Tishabet]

The question is less about how much they cost and more about their scrum talents.

[red-beard]

On the highway in Romania, the going rate was $20 Euro for everything, or $5 Euro for a BJ. Or so I was told by our sales guy...

About 3 years ago, they had some sort of expose in Houston about girls who were "working" though lunch hours. Something like $200-300 for 15 minutes. That is $800-$1200/hr. I doubt the girl keeps all of that. I know at the Bunny Ranch it is 50/50.

So let's say she makes $500/hr, 5-10 hours per week. That is $2500-5000/wk. If they're not blowing it on drugs, that is some serious money!

[cashflyer]

Originally Posted by ODDJOB UNO

i knew what cha meant..............$1000 an HOUR @ the MOONLIGHT BUNNY RANCH!

Does cratch slapping cost extra?

[ODDJOB UNO]

Originally Posted by cashflyer

Does cratch slapping cost extra?

YES-anything beyond a direct frontal shot on the "goal" is EXTRA!

[M.D. Holloway]

I put in a an e-mail to the Dallas Griffins Pro Rugby club to start a youth league - imagine my response from parents when I post up the signs - Wanted, Hooker for Youth League!

$20 in Europe huh? Hmm...I gotta get there...