I'd like to revisit the vasectomy thread

[azasadny]

Not a big deal, just get a bag of frozen peas and use them for a day or two.

[p930man]

I had mine done about 10 years ago. My Girl Friend and now Wife could get
preggy if you even looked at her. She already had one piece of baggage and
I damn sure did not want anymore. I set up the cut and drank copious amounts
of Beer before the appointment. I show up and my Doc had called in sick, they
said I could reschedul or they had another Doc that could do it. I did not want
the Beer to go to waste so I said what the hell. He turned out to be an old Navy
Doc and he had done thousands of these. They sent in a good looking Nurse to
do the shave job and Mr Happy was getting happy. He shows up with his scaplel
and wham bam it was over. He exited the room leaving the door wide open and
sent the Nurse in to clean me up. In the mean time every chick in Houston got a
good look at Mr Happy. It's the best thing I have ever done. No regret.

p930man

[Rikao4]

having your sack probed using..
a small Lobster / big crawfish ( towell clamp )
does not make for a Mr Happy..
recall looking down there to see what's burning..
only to find..Mr Happy had left the building..
frozen peas and taking it easy is the way..
testing unit to early..
will confirm that your sack can hold..
2 or more large grapefruits..
& you still can cry like a baby..

Rika

[Superman]

They suggest you rest for the couple of days following. Even if you think you feel fine......remember what they said.

[Damian in NJ]

I had mine after siring two boys. My urologist also recommended the frozen pea deal. So I'm sitting in my adirondack chair the next day, sunning, bathing suit and peas on my crotch. My 79 year old Italian neighbor comes over to talk about our tomato gardens. He's looking at my eyes, looking at the peas, looking at my my eyes. Finally he say's 'Whatsa going on with the vegetables?' Classic.

[nynor]

no big thing. sitting or laying for about three days is the way to go. walking is kinda uncomfortable.

[exc911ence]

Originally Posted by trekkor

I heard when they tug, you feel it in your throat...


KT

I'm planning on getting one this year... I'm 40 in March.

[ZOA NOM]

Originally Posted by cantdrv55

I don't want to get one but may have to. Just tell me the truth; is it gonna hurt?

I had it done twice. First one was painless, second one was a weeks worth of soreness.

Ask me about the the daughter I had after the first one.

She was born on April Fool's Day. !!

[ZOA NOM]

Originally Posted by trekkor

I heard when they tug, you feel it in your throat...


KT

Did Toby tell you that?

[Mothy]

Originally Posted by cantdrv55

Just tell me the truth; is it gonna hurt?

Only if you get your thumbs in the way of the two bricks.

I'm married to a vet - I had two options. Get it done or she was happy to do it - I've seen the way they do it to animals so went to see the surgeon instead.

Tim