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I'd like to revisit the vasectomy thread
I don't want to get one but may have to. Just tell me the truth; is it gonna hurt?
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it's actually not a big deal. but you can get lots of sympathy for awhile. just do it.
it makes life simpler thereafter.
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The shots sting a bit...nothing horrendous. When they grab the vas deferens its a bit of an uncomfortable tug. Some groin soreness after anesthesia wears off but an ice pack for 2-4 days pretty much takes care of that. Some tenderness like a bruise for 10 days or so.
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Once again, I remark. A bag of frozen peas is your friend!
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I heard when they tug, you feel it in your throat...
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How lucky do you feel? I know some people that didn't feel a thing. Others I know carried their swollen nuts around in a wheelbarow for a few days and avoided sitting down, for some reason.
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If she tells you your going to "get more" don't believe it!
 Seriously, mine hurt during the proceedure, tender for a couple and then nothing. It does make life easier.
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01-04-2010, 05:46 PM
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Learn this phrase:
"Honey, I did this for you. I'm really sore so if you would just do this for me while I lay here, I really would appreciate it." That'll get you lay back and relax BJ's for at least four weeks 
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I had to for my wife I got it done during a hernia repair so it was kinda like getting hit on the toe to forget a headache
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01-04-2010, 05:51 PM
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Its really more embarrassing than painful especially the next few visits when giving a sample in the waiting room! So thats why they wanted me to come back!
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I used to hear it called the 'big V', haven't heard much about it lately. A non-event.
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For me KT is right. :>).
Listen to the Dr. First day, was extremely... tender. Surprisingly, using all medication known to man..day two was alot better. Day 3 pretty good. Sample day sucks Never been sorry. .02 Karl 88 Targa |
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Mine was no problem until I went out and dug fence post holes when I got bored that afternoon. The next day was miserable. I had to get divorced to improve the sex life.......
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The morning of mine, the wife took me out for breakfast, I slammed a few Bloody Mary's!
I was a nervous f'ing wreck! Just hours away from having a man doc work down there and then when I get there, a smoking hot nurse comes in to prep me!!! (Ahem...shave!) Actually the needles sting a bit but the procedure is non eventful, I demanded and received drugs after wards though, I wanted no memory of that event.
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I had to go back a second time....
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01-04-2010, 07:45 PM
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No big deal, take it easy afterward.
I went back to the office after the procedure. Allot of worries for nothing. Now I don't worry about shooting anything with a loaded gun.
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He was right (except I'll never know about the taste part ) if I didn't remember being there I wouldn't know I had it done. It makes sex much more enjoyable since there is no anxiety anymore.
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Remember the dementia link ... while you can!
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1969 and 1986 Porsche Targa and Coupe 1720cc and 3
the stable a few years ago
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