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T77911S 01-25-2010 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by KevinP73 (Post 5141324)
No, we're talking about idiots here not douche bags.

now that just aint right.

legion 01-25-2010 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Hetmann (Post 5141050)
I went to Taco Bell and the "manager" is on the phone and everyone else is standing around looking at each other. The computer was down so there was no way to take an order, prepare food or make change. The workers had taken the "initiative" to close down the drive thru so all those customers were parking their cars and walking in. I waited politely for a few minutes and then asked the "manager" if they were shut down completely. Yes the computer is down. I walked out.

It just blows my mind that that many people have absolutely no concept of how to run a simple operation like that without computers. I'm young enough that most fast food places have had computers as long as I can remember. Even I understand that you can shout back orders or write them on tickets, and figure change manually. :rolleyes:

Oh Haha 01-25-2010 04:16 PM

My wife sent this to me today:
How do these people survive?

ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)

TWO
I was checking out at the local Walmart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine.. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'
(keep shuddering!!)

FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked.
She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'
PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!

FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.
Brunette, by the way!!

SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!'


Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid!!!!

red-beard 01-26-2010 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by legion (Post 5145501)
It just blows my mind that that many people have absolutely no concept of how to run a simple operation like that without computers. I'm young enough that most fast food places have had computers as long as I can remember. Even I understand that you can shout back orders or write them on tickets, and figure change manually. :rolleyes:

In the mid 70's, they did use paper tickets, and shout back. There was even a code to it. Actually, the only thing the paper was used for, was "grill" orders, a special.

vash 01-26-2010 08:40 AM

mine was like out of a effen movie. went to some ancient hotel in EL Paso to pick up a friend. went to the front counter and asked the lady..."can you call room number _____?" she told me, go to the white courtesy (at the end of the counter) phone and asked the operator...OK!...i go to the white phone pick it up, it rings...i chit you not...the effen counter lady picks up...I WATCH HER GRAB THE PHONE AND SAY, "operator, may i help you?" the same lady!!!

it was the best laugh ever...and all of us used the laugh as a catalyst to get totally bombed in mexico.


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