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Is that your Russian scientist?

Why are you bored? You musicians are supposed to be too busy getting high, drunk and screwed to be bored.

Old 01-31-2010, 10:01 AM
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Here is one that was tamed without any handcuffs, nor being tied up...

Before dinner...



A bit of Benihanna and some Sake later...



You gotta die sometime gents, and might as well have fun in the process!
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All too true amigo.
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Snipe, I took 2 years of Russian while in high school many years ago. I have forgotten much of what I learned, but if all else fails, I'd give it a shot.

Btw what was the name of that Russian punk who bragged about crashing all of those exotic cars?
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You gotta die sometime gents, and might as well have fun in the process!
As the french say "le petit mort"
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I have resolved the issue satisfactorily my friends. Thanks for the offers of help.
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I have resolved the issue satisfactorily my friends. Thanks for the offers of help.
Was one of the phrases roughly translated as "honk on bobo?"
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Here is one that was tamed without any handcuffs, nor being tied up...

Before dinner...



A bit of Benihanna and some Sake later...



You gotta die sometime gents, and might as well have fun in the process!
All those pillows all stacked up so neat......I don't think so!
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It was in reference to last night's Werewolf moon. The moon is the biggest in the night sky that it appears all year long. She told me that she would keep her window open, and listen for my howl.
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Three pages, and that's all we get?
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You thought you were getting a hand job or something? LOL....
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That is one FUNNY LOOKING DUDE!!!
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All those pillows all stacked up so neat......I don't think so!
Thats just out of the shower with the fun ready to begin. If you know Russian or Eastern European women, they signal "ready to get frisky" by taking a shower right before time for bed. You best take one as well otherwise it will be a cold and lonely night...
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I speak a bit, but my reading is horrendous. Walk away from this one man, just walk away. I've played with several Russian women and every one of them could make Charles Manson look like a calm and rational individual. If you do go forward with her, keep weapons and handcuffs away from her...................
Sounds like this might be the one for Snipe.
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REALLY?

Wow....what's her name?
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You thought you were getting a hand job or something?
Possibly the funniest thing I've heard in days!

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