Great and very funny post! And the usual unwitting suspects here are immediately responding, yammering their predictable inanities in full throat. I would add "and you know who you are" - but they truly are unwitting and haven't a clue - even with your great character descriptions. :D

thanks but a little over a week ago I realized I'm on target to double sales this year. time better spent growing the business and with a little help from friends, no more ranting from me.

less ranting = more Pelican purchasing

come on D..
your pissed because there was no ref...
to......
champion of the underdog..

Rika

DARSICK, you try too hard... and you make yourself look foolish in the process.

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I am a devoted fan of the Law of Unintended Consequences. Dean, your post will invoke the Law in this thread.

Based on my read of the Wikipedia entry, particularly this passage:

...Dottore is going to have to turn over his moniker to Webb.

Yeah I know, someone else posted it first, I have been using it on webb too.

i get jokes!

Where's Joe?

i would really like a copy of this memo..for my files.

I guess I need to ruffle a few more feathers so I can make the subtle (ha) description list

Waht about mispellings did e forget mispelling?

O and arguing while drunk thats required too

best to end by calling everyone a homosexual, cept those that really is

Anyone left of center is a tardnozzle.

Pure gold.

Thank you for pointing this out.

I will now say 500 Hail Marys, put on my sack-cloth thong, smear myself with ash, and pound my nut-sack with a ball-peen hammer until the police arrive.

I have an OK camera and could fly up there to document this on film.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Isn't ash what they make baseball bats out of? It's not very smeary, maybe that isn't such a good plan.

Hatnozzles!

KT

That depends on one's definition of smear. Unless there's an understanding and agreement on a definition of the concept and meaning of smear, it is totally useless to even try to discuss smearing one's self with baseball bats.

Regardless of wood species, I might add. Fir chrissakes, that would be making an ash out of one's self - no matter HOW you try to spruce it up. Yes, it's a knotty problem and there will always be those who choose to be a sap and bark about it endlessly while never getting to the root of the problem and seeing the forest for the trees - no matter how one may pine for a resolution, one will continue to be needled by those who remain rooted in their beliefs.

I may start a thread on this.

I like to look at it positively and assume he was just trying to give the boys an opportunity to demonstrate their intellectual prowness. True, they were at a disadvantage - he did use multi-syllable words - but the opportunity was at their feet.

No shortage of intellectual "prowness" on this forum.

No sir.

I cannot but "bow" to the veracity of that.

No sir.

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Meanwhile, puzzled and befuddled, Heel n Toe buzzes about aimlessly, in keeping with his caricature as a hapless gnat, while failing even to fulfill that most basic characteristic of a gnat, i.e., to be annoying. :D

DARSICK, the gnat who tries too hard and sets his sights on annoying as many people as possible, is annoyed at himself............... thereby causing him to try even harder.

I have seen many people riding those mini-bikes, but never a midget. Why not? If I were a midget, I'd be all over that. "Finally, something made for ME!"

steve

No, Dot just has to be the center of attention and this is his way of doing so.

He actually has work to do and is not on PPOT every day.

Besides, if I am going to waste time, Dot is not my example of something worth wasting time on...

FK YOU! I'm 3'2" and I ride a FKN' HARLEY!
:D

Matt, years and years ago I crashed one of those mini little crotch rockets in a gravel parking lot. I am 6-4, I can only imagine what it looked like when it happened, arms and legs everywhere. Fortunatley, I was going slow, and had one of two beers before deciding it was a good idea, so it didn't hurt too bad.

Tell the truth, you were up all night working on that!

No - Unfortunately, mindless babble sometimes shoots out of me in uncontrolled spurts at totally unpredictable times. It's a curse. :D

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What is up with these kissing Japanese smilies? :confused:

Just saw this-vintage Dottore-elicited a visceral belly laugh which provided a catharis from a difficult day.

My son and I got our hands on a couple of those and we raced them all over town. I am 6-4 200 the son is 6-0 220. We had a great time.

That only happens to you, Sammy and HnT..........perhaps more schooling would help cure that?

SmileWavy

I'd call that a start;-)