Vegas... again

[Dottore]

Originally Posted by Paco Anton

- When I was coming back to return the car, I passed by the Gun Store (iirc) so I popped in. I was a little bit freaked out by the place (we don't have your gun culture here and I think I was in full-fledged culture shock), so I decided to skip this step and leave it to some other time.

Yup. We stopped in there last year after a few Margueritas at Jimmy Buffet's place.

Some gang banger wanted to buy a gun. The guy behind the counter kept explaining that he could pick it up in 3 days. The gang banger insisted that he needed it right away—"before tonight". The salesman, said "no way—we have to wait 3 days in Nevada". This went on for a while.

The gang-banger lost it eventually, and tried to jump over the counter, and was immediately restrained by some very large guys that appeared out of the back room.

We ended up shooting the crap out of Osama Bin Laden posters with some Glocks, and went through the Ben Franklins in a hurry.

Then we went to the Wynn for steaks and pitchers of Martinis. Later—much later—some girls on stage were sticking blue ostrich feathers up one another's backsides.

I felt like a Republican that night.