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Glorious Morning

We have a muffin at the cafeteria at work called "glorious morning".

I think that is a euphemism. It should be called "fiber bomb".

Add a cup of coffee to it, and you will have anything BUT a glorious morning.

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Old 02-24-2010, 04:44 AM
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Gotta love those things. If I eat ANYTHING in the morning combinded with any type of caffeince I am in trouble.
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A glorious morning for the plumbing.
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You guys are all far to young. As you get older you will learn the truth.

A good BM in so many ways is at times far better than a blowjob...
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You guys are all far to young. As you get older you will learn the truth.

A good BM in so many ways is at times far better than a blowjob...
Is that because the comparative rarity of each shifts with time?
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Old 02-24-2010, 05:26 AM
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You guys are all far to young. As you get older you will learn the truth.

A good BM in so many ways is at times far better than a blowjob...
Isn't that a line from "The Last Picture Show" or something like that. Gramps is out fishing with the kid and they talk about sex. From the book, maybe the movie.
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All I can say, is that I now understand why there is a stall with handles...
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Old 02-24-2010, 05:40 AM
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yeah my local A&P bakery makes a weapons grade bran muffin. that sucker would move the Hoover Dam.
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You guys are all far to young. As you get older you will learn the truth.

A good BM in so many ways is at times far better than a blowjob...
The trick is to have both at the same time!
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