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speeder 02-25-2010 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Scuba Steve (Post 5203911)
I'm going to Charleston in May to check the city out. Hope your experience isn't an everyday occurrence!

Nope, the roadside auto-roast and biggest dump contest is only on weekends. Enjoy yoself! :)

GG Allin 02-25-2010 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by A930Rocket (Post 5203211)
Second and more disturbing, I saw a SUV on the side of the road with the right side doors open. Looking below the car doors, I see someones bare white a$$ with a load being dropped. :eek: It was like watching a dog take a dump, but it was a human. Why wouldn't they go up in the woods to their business if they had to go that bad?

I drove a truck for ten years. One day while driving the truck I was struck with what I like to call a moment of human urgency. You know, when a splatter dump is brewing and building pressure? Well, as I drove it was approaching critical mass. Just as I figured out where I needed to go, and was heading that way, the gates went down for a loooong freight train right in front of me. Sitting in my truck with shivers up my spine not knowing what to do, I looked around, saw my coffee mug and actually considered it as a makeshift toilet. Anyways, I decided it's better to suffer. I made it to the bowl. But man sometimes when you gotta go, YOU GOTTA go.

speeder 02-25-2010 07:05 AM

Could have been the guy who set his car on fire taking a dump. Maybe he was so happy after trying to sell it on eBay and CL for 3 months before remembering that the bank required him to purchase full coverage insurance. Was it a Chrysler product?

URY914 02-25-2010 08:21 AM

I can't believe that a guy would be taking a dump next to a burning SUV. :(

HardDrive 02-25-2010 09:35 AM

lol!!!!!!!

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<i>Always carry a fire extinguisher.</i><br>
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Toilet paper is much neater.


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