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you keep that head low Snapper..
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Trailer Trash Quiz
Are you trailer trash? Take this quiz and find out... 1. Do you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids? Yes No Sometimes 2. Does the Kelly Blue Book value on your truck go up and down, depending on how much gas is in it? Yes No Who is Kelly Blue Book? 3. Do you ever have to go outside to get something from the fridge? Yes No Not anymore 4. Do you have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard? Yes No 5. Have you ever lit a match in the bathroom and your trailer exploded right off its wheels? Yes No Once, but I can explain. 6. Did you have to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures? Yes No 7. Has your wife's hairdo ever been ruined by a ceiling fan? Yes No 8. Has your front porch ever collapsed, killing all of your dogs? Yes No 9. Does the Halloween pumpkin on your porch have more teeth than your spouse? Yes No That depends on how many teeth the pumpkin has. 10. Do you ever wonder how service stations keep their bathrooms so clean? Yes No 11. Has your property ever been mistaken for a recycling center? Yes No No, but sometimes people stop by thinking that I'm having a yard sale. 12. Do you think a "subdivision" is part of a math problem? Yes No 13. Do you have a working T.V. sitting on top of a non-working T.V.? Yes No Not anymore 14. If a tornado hit your neighborhood, would it do $100,000 worth of improvements? Yes No 15. Has the Salvation Army ever declined your mattress? Yes No Why would I give them my mattress? 16. Do you keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table? Yes No Not when we have company. 17. Do you have a complete set of salad bowls that all say "Cool Whip" on the side? Yes No 18. Have you ever asked the preacher, "How's it hangin'?" Yes No Just once 19. Have you ever used a rag for a gas cap? Yes No 20. Does it matter what type of material you use to "skirt" your trailer? Yes No By Missouri Trailer Trash .com we may need a more clear definition .... some of these posted are HOT ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck2nTUUPyZg
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I was crying by the time I got to question 20, very funny.
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willtel, that is actually a pretty good photo.
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thats not a picture of YOU thats a picture of ME! YOU STOLED DAT PIKTURE! THATS ME! subscribed what a freeking HOOT! this JUAN GETS TONIGHTS "ODDJOB UNO HI SCORING BOOFOONARY AWARD! bravo bravo LMFAO! made my day with my hillbilly flatlander canuck trailer trash problems! |
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#1 trailer park babe!!!
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the biggest problem with these ladies is that they try to talk to me.
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