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Another "baller" in da hood...
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"The gun is still outstanding, police said..." Wonder if the same goes for the testicles.
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So if he shot both his nuts off, could he be an "honorary" Darwin Award Winner?
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No honorary about it, you just have to lose the ability to procreate to be eligible.
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Could you say he hit the "balls eye"?
Maybe he wanted to get his "rocks off" Balls said the queen, if I had them I'd be king! I guess that makes him a queen? Anyway....
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yes, indeed
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What that guy really needs is a set of the premium Neuticles.
 and one of these. 
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Steve '08 Boxster RS60 Spyder #0099/1960 - never named a car before, but this is Charlotte. '88 targa  SOLD 2004 - gone but not forgotten
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I worked with a young punk that did the same thing. Went through his sack and into his thigh.
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 If he had this while growing up, I bet he would have known how to properly holster is weapon.
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I see natural selection is still in effect!
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It is perfectly safe to carry a Glock if you know what you are doing. Pulling the trigger while it is aimed at your junk is the problem.
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It is perfectly safe to carry a glock in a holster if you know what you're doing and you never once, ever make a mistake.
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"outstanding".......pretty much says it all right there.
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That's gotta make your eyes water
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1983 Porsche 911 SC ROW 3L
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