used to work with a guy named Richard Gash ......of course he went by "Dick"

Had to phone a gal named Tia.

Turned out it was a he and spelled "Thea". Short for Theadore. Sounded like the homo on family guy.

I think I win this one.

George Washington America

No kidding. Yes, really.

Dong Tang.

Heine Hinrichsen, Ass Backwards

Had a friend whose name was Japhy. He went by Flea.

Had a friend in college, native American heritage, Tom Bearfoot. Had a gf years ago, Bobbi Whitebread.

I used to work with a dude named Perry Mason.

I have a bartender friend named "Tomorrow."

Got a few:

Dick Stillhard
Rich Moneymaker
Dr. Croak
Clarence W. Clapsaddle Jr.
Roy Moy

I worked in Ghana for 6 months. I met people named "Prince Michael Jackson" and "Something"

No joke. When I was a kid, I played baseball with a kid named Michael Hunt.

I knew a proctologist named Butz, really.

A guy I know named Ed O'neil, who had a younger sister that was screamin' hot BTW, got hit by lightning, melted his gold chain right into his collarbone. Called him PG&Ed after that. PG&E, Pacific Gas & Electric is one power companies in Cali.

My first wife's mother's maiden name was Davidson... she had 9 or so brothers and sisters.

I guess the parents started running out of ideas to name the kids... or just wanted to mess with people's heads, because they named one of the boys "Harley."

True:

Jr High math teacher...Harry Krack.

Guy I worked with...Richard Head.

Urologist in town: His sign was P. Greenly.

Had a client name Mr Buttram.

went to high school with a guy name The. He was Vietnamese and spoke little English. Some ********* ball player try to pick on him with that, but The didn't really unserstand why and what they were laughing at, so they left him a alone after a couple of days. Popular jocks could be real dicks.

There was Dr Love; another an anesthesiologist named Dr High; a gal called Baby...give me time I'll think of some more.

didn't deal with him direct, but there is a guy called Jezus Super in Spain somewhere..

Have a customer Greg Duane Allman. I didn't ask him what kind of music his parents liked.
Jim

Worked with a guy from the Phillipines. His name was Uda Mahn.