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Quotes of things said to Cops
thought we might make a parallel thread to the Cop quotes one...
my fav is "Don't Taze me Bro" - said by that poor kid in an audience somewhere |
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03-12-2010, 12:52 PM
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Get off my lawn!
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That was not a poor kid, he deserved to be tazed.He was just a jerk.
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03-12-2010, 04:29 PM
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Wassa matta, donut shop closed?
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03-12-2010, 04:37 PM
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Cars & Coffee Killer
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My friend to the desk sergeant at the Naperville police station:
[Points at display of confiscated bongs.] "Hey, do I get this back after 60 days?"
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03-12-2010, 04:47 PM
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The Unsettler
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Move the fire? You want us to move the fire?
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03-12-2010, 05:29 PM
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Registered Usurper
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I was NOT weaving ossifer! I was KNITTING!
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03-12-2010, 05:37 PM
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Bad cop, no donut.
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03-12-2010, 05:38 PM
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Run smooth, run fast
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Location: South Carolina
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On about half of the chases on "Cops"...the perp runs... the cops have the run him down on foot... they tackle him and there are a couple of them on top of him... one with a knee in the middle of his back, the other with a knee on the back of his neck as they cuff him... perp says...
"OWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwww!!!!!! That hurtsssss!!!!!" Hilarious... gotta love it.
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03-12-2010, 11:08 PM
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Pulled over in the Pcar just after passing a semi truck through the left turning lane and through an intersection on the Trans Canada Highway in Revelstoke.... "I'm an idiot officer"
He let me go! 
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03-12-2010, 11:14 PM
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"I might have momentairly exceeded the speed limit officer, to facilitate the passing of slower moving vehicle" Me caught doing 121kph in a 100 zone. No ticket issued. Same line worked in Washington State and outside Kelowna, BC while driving the 914-8.
"I don't know how fast I was driving as my speedo was damaged by road debris a couple of miles back. I was using my tac to determine speed" Northern Manitoba. No ticket issued for 134kph. (Only works if there actually is road debris a couple miles back and your speedo isn't working)
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03-13-2010, 05:17 AM
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My 85 year old father, a retired police officer was given a citation for not wearing a seat belt. The ticketing officer was extremely small with an extremely big attitude.
After signing his ticket, dad says; "I'm glad to see the police department has finally dropped the minimum height requirement. Good for you! Did you have to attend a special miniature academy?"
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03-13-2010, 05:42 AM
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19 years and 17k posts...
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"Officer, I'm just trying to keep a safe distance between me and the cars behind me."
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03-13-2010, 06:23 AM
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Quote:
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03-13-2010, 03:04 PM
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When the to cops came back to me and told me they could talk the guy out of filing charges if I paid for his shirt and tie, I said, sure, he looks like a K Mart dresser to me. The cop said he wanted $100, I pulled out the hundred and said, hey, I have another hundred, can I hit him again? I was the only one there that thought it was funny.
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03-13-2010, 03:23 PM
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Quote:
"But ossifer, I was only going one way"
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03-13-2010, 03:58 PM
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Fuch you!!!!
Shortly thereafter I was wearing handcuffs and being walked to the jail, across from the courthouse where my big mouth had gotten me into trouble............once again. Seems there is this law from the 1920's about cursing in public. 
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03-13-2010, 04:42 PM
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"You just told me I have the right to remain silent. That's exactly what I'm going to do until my lawyer gets here."
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03-13-2010, 06:47 PM
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we got in some trouble when in high school and a cop had like 4 or 5 of us rounded up for having beers in the basket on my bike. one of my friend's dad was FBI and he always got mouthy with the fuzz whenever he was so inclined. caused us a lot of grief on more than one occasion... after my buddy russ has the cop good & riled up this cop asks if we know what "this" is as he tugged at his nightstick. russ says "yeah, that's police brutality". we could not help but laugh & as you might expect it went down hill from there. he took our beer send us back where we came from on our bikes.
good times 
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03-13-2010, 10:52 PM
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Run smooth, run fast
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You know how when you get pulled for speeding, they usually write you up for a lower speed if your attitude is respectful?
Here's a conversation I've imagined... I guess one would have to be drunk or stupid or both to say it, though: Officer: Even though I clocked you at 72 mph in a 55 mph zone, I'm only gonna write this ticket for 64 mph... that way you will be less than 10 over. Offender: If you had clocked me at 64, would you have pulled me over? Officer: Probably not. Offender: Well, let's just tear that thing up... whaddaya say? You're givin' me the 64.
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03-13-2010, 11:07 PM
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My son was pulled over for a rolling stop. My son asked him if he "could this hurry up" He proceeded to get five more tickets.
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03-14-2010, 04:46 AM
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Carrera
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1974 w/89 Look Porsche 911 Cabriolet 2.7 L Rebuil
993 TT
MazdaSpeed3
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