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Originally Posted by VaSteve
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That last set from Byron reminds me of these ads I'm seeing. They are doing this like it's the "fashion" or something, but I'm just not buying it. Byron's all 1986 looking there with his girl and it just doesn't fit. The dudes they are showing on TV have that bushy look of the dudes from the The Band in the Last Waltz without the hair to match. Something doesn't add up. I don't see people in public with that look, I'm not buying it. :)
Fashion forward? I let my goatee grow out to a full beard early last year so I guess I'm ahead of the curve for this go round. I keep it trimmed pretty short since I'd look like an idiot because it doesn't grow in very thick. I had the goatee for 9 years before that.
I had a dream the other night that I looked in the mirror and had shaved it all off, poorly. There were patches of stubble. I couldn't leave the house in my dream. maybe I have other problems. :)
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ou are talking about the unkempt bushie beards some of the kids today are wearing aren't you?? In our day, we liked to be well groomed & clean,kids ttoday think they are hippies, many don't have jobs or boss bosses that care how they represent themselves.. Appears that This numb nutts got it started.
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Top 10 Things Living inside Joaquin Phoenix's BeardLauren Kawam
Issue date: 2/19/09 Section: Top 10s
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Media Credit: Michael Goulding
We've all seen him, and if not, here's a picture. And, another.
His odd interviews and (sort of) public breakdown has shades of Britney Spears. I feel kind of bad for him.
But, who/what I feel worse for are the things living inside his beard. I've heard the legends behind the mass of hair that is his beard, and this Top 10 is here to dispel any rumors.
10. Suri Cruise: The poor thing has been frantically searching for another home since coming into this world, and met Phoenix one night when she was on the street smoking a cigarette and eating a hot dog. He offered his beard up to her, and she graciously accepted. Anything to get away from Scientology's grip and the dysfunctional father/daughter relationship her parents have together.
9. His house: He keeps his humble abode with him at all times, just in case he needs to strip down to his underwear and lock himself inside his movie theater and pee in jars for the rest of his life, Howard Hughes style.
8. Lindsay Lohan: Call me a hater, and this may be a low blow, but she's gotten pretty thin again, and it appears as if there's nothing that Lohan likes more than to be snuggled up to a once-famous person's face.
7. Wads of gum: He's been a gum chewer lately, and word is that he keeps some of his "lucky" pieces toward the front of his beard. He also has named each piece after letters of the alphabet. So far, he's got "X," "H" and "Zeebah," which is supposed to be the mix of a couple of letters together, or so it's told.
6. Screech from "Saved By The Bell": Phoenix has been said to invite Screech to play with him from time to time, when he's bored or needs a laugh. Allegedly, on special occasions, one can see Lohan and Screech sitting on Phoenix's shoulders, playing up the angel/devil image.
5. His sunglasses: When he's not in bright light, he puts his sunglasses in a case fashioned out of and sewn into the bottom of his beard with other beard hair he's collected from other people.
4. His sanity: The rumor on this one is that it oozed out of his nose one night and migrated into his beard, finding a warm, comfortable stop toward the back.
3. His acting skills: Based upon this act he's been putting on for the past couple of weeks, it seems like Sanity's neighbor is Acting Skills. The word on the street is that Acting Skills grew a beard too, and is up to no good doing interviews on Letterman's competitor, Leno.
2. A cotton candy machine: You know, just in case he gets hungry. But, one wonders if the cotton candy is tinged a brownish color or if there's really any cotton candy at all. Seriously, I don't think I'd be surprised if he was just eating his own hair on a stick, and trying to pass it off as "candy."
1. Amy Winehouse: Since splitting from her lover, she has been found to be residing inside Phoenix's beard, and is said to be his translator at times when he is unable to speak. You know, because she's so much better at speaking.
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