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GH85Carrera 03-17-2010 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbo_pro (Post 5241560)
So Glen, you married? Give her a house? Did she want kids? Did you ever take her out for a really nice dinner with hopes that she would forget that she "really doesn't like that" ? I've been married three times and they are all hookers if you break it down. That is if you are actually getting laid. It's a simple formula of $$$ per service and hookers costs less in every category especially in the "give me, buy me, take me, I want " category.

There's a theory among councilors known as the "bean jar theory". Look it us and you'll understand the concept of diminishing returns when it comes to sex with the same , same, same woman year after year after..................
I am married, we had our 18 year anniversary last Sunday, March 14th. No kids. We have no debt. She never even asks how much I spend on my toys. She is a gem and I am one lucky guy to have found her.

Turbo_pro 03-17-2010 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 5241941)
I am married, we had our 18 year anniversary last Sunday, March 14th. No kids. We have no debt. She never even asks how much I spend on my toys. She is a gem and I am one lucky guy to have found her.
Got a prenup?
So Glen, 18 years cost you half of everything you have if she decides to leave. So sleeping with this gem puts half your net worth at risk. I am happy for you in that you found a good one but every one of my wives was a good one until she wasn't any more.
My third was an accountant and we never once had an argument until one morning her lawyer telling me I was getting a divorce. The bottom line looked right and she exercised her option. We are still great friends, just she has half of my net worth.
Hooker? well she certainly got paid for the effort.

TechnoViking 03-17-2010 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Joeaksa (Post 5241904)
Last time I ran into a couple of working girls was at the Marriott Del Mar. They were working the bar and I was on the other side of the lounge having dinner with my copilot, just living the dream. Chatting with the bar-keep and we were watching them scope out the "customers walking in" and he said that they were there pretty regular. They were a 8.5-9.5 on most everyone's scale and very nice looking.

This is not an expensive hotel, but reasonable. We will be there sometime this weekend and its running $124 a night. The ladies were going for around double that price from what we were told. No, I did not partake, not what I am into.

PS When I am traveling with a company who is "thrifty" on the hotels, I stay in Courtyards or Hilton Garden Inn's. If thats too expensive for them, then they cannot afford me.
Yea, we're pretty much a Courtyard, Holiday Inn Express kind of company. The one in Vegas was when we booked rooms for CES late and everything on the strip was $400/night. So I chose to stay "downtown". Never again.

Pazuzu 03-17-2010 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Joeaksa (Post 5241170)
You need to visit Vegas Grasshopper. If not to sample, then just to look and see what is really out there in this great world.
Or someplace like Hamburg, where they're legal, clean...walk down the main drag and there's row after row of 20 year old, attractive, blond, tall, German babes. They are card carrying professionals, and are as clean or cleaner than anyone you might date.

BeyGon 03-17-2010 01:33 PM
When you are out of the country, not picking up street ho's, but finding nice looking pros, you get a guide, someone that knows where to eat, where to go, she is great desert, you probably won't find a "regular girl" for the one or two nights you are in town. Even if you thought you did. There are execptions but We aren't all George Clooney.

Racerbvd 03-17-2010 01:37 PM
Power Doorlocks are YOUR FRIEND!!!

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imcarthur 03-17-2010 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Pazuzu (Post 5241966)
Or someplace like . . .
Edited - Z-man.

Joeaksa 03-17-2010 01:52 PM
Ian,

You forgot Moscow... OMG they are beautiful ladies there...

Joe A

imcarthur 03-17-2010 02:02 PM
I haven't been to Moscow (yet). I have heard many Moscow stories, though. ;)

And we were in Budapest during a heatwave so the fur coats were packed away - if you know what I mean. The eye candy on the street was mind boggling.

Ian

BeyGon 03-17-2010 02:04 PM
Good thing I talked my wife into going to Vancouver next week instead of Prague, the girls will be dressed.

MBAtarga 03-17-2010 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbo_pro (Post 5240849)
The only way you're getting any of this is to pay. One way or the other.


Diamonds........ that will shut her up.


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Are there more pictures to that set?

Turbo_pro 03-17-2010 06:26 PM
I only took 6 and the others are either too explicit or face shots.

Joeaksa 03-17-2010 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbo_pro (Post 5242503)
I only took 6 and the others are either too explicit or face shots.
PM sent!

MotoSook 03-18-2010 09:57 AM
Probably not one of you guys' favorite ho...

Man accused of pimping wife on Craigslist - Chicago Breaking News

Joeaksa 03-18-2010 10:04 AM
Souk,

He now will have some time with "Bubba" to think about the stupid thing he did here!

Joe A

m21sniper 03-18-2010 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Looking_for_911 (Post 5241869)
I used to have one like that... for about three years, but she started to get a bit clingy and I got my usual "3-year-itch" and was ready to move on.... After 3-years I seem to think I need to trade them (women) in. Like cars.
Gawd, I miss her!
I'm the same way with women, but my time frame is more like 9-18 months. Depends on the girl.

m21sniper 03-18-2010 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 5241941)
I am married, we had our 18 year anniversary last Sunday, March 14th. No kids. We have no debt. She never even asks how much I spend on my toys. She is a gem and I am one lucky guy to have found her.
The only problem with that is you've been stuck sleeping with the same chick for 18 years....

imcarthur 03-18-2010 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by m21sniper (Post 5243881)
The only problem with that is you've been stuck sleeping with the same chick for 18 years....
Aside from the many, many other advantages of a long term relationship - which I fear that you will never understand - I will never have to wear a condom again.

Ian (19+ years monogamous)

GH85Carrera 03-18-2010 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by imcarthur (Post 5243906)
Aside from the many, many other advantages of a long term relationship - which I fear that you will never understand - I will never have to wear a condom again.

Ian (19+ years monogamous)
+10 And you never have to sleep with one eye open.

Bob Goding 03-18-2010 01:08 PM
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