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Thought For The Day.......

Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack? If not, you're wondering now! Have a nice day!

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There's a dollar bill in that picture?
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Lol, good one, Byroni

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I've had a few bills come across the counter at work that a strippers crack would have helped to sanitize...
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Dollar coins (we call them Loonies in Canada) at least seem cleaner. Probably not, but perception is important. I remember really grimy one and two dollar bills from my early days in retail. Shudder.
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My buddy who lives in Regina, SK tells me that twonies (toonies?) can be picked up with a magnet. Apparently, the strippers errrrrrrrr, exotic dancers can roll a magnet over the stage to gather up their take at the end of their "shift".

That's some clever and efficient stipping!

That's what we need here in the states. I'm not talking about more strippers, I'm talking about one and two dollar coins! Great idea! Keep your socialized medicine and send us more maple syrup and dollar coins!
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I wish I had a dollar bill in my wallet....
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I'd be willing to bet that there's a much higher chance that the dollar bills in your wallet were in the butt crack of some stripper than the one's in my wallet

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I read an article once where they tested a stack of $100 bills & ALL of them had coke on them
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I read an article once where they tested a stack of $100 bills & ALL of them had coke on them
Once again, it all boils down to hookers and blow. (with respect to 911Rob!:-) )
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I'd be willing to bet that there's a much higher chance that the dollar bills in your wallet are going to be in the butt crack of some stripper sooner than the one's in my wallet

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Great... now I have to sniff all my dollar bills...
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well the ones covered in glitter are real easy to tell where they have been
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Thanks Due, now it's going to be a guaranteed alot sooner! This is Byron we're talkin 'bout.

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