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MotoSook 03-18-2010 09:47 AM

SB just helped him win a custody battle with his porn star ex-wife.

speeder 03-18-2010 11:16 AM

This has been all over the web for 2 days now. I agree, he's one sick amigo if that's his idea of a hot chick. You have to understand, as much of a douche as the guy is, he's a celebrity. He could be screwing unbelievably hot women all the time in L.A. It's a sickening phenomena that is witnessed all the time here. He's a lowlife but the women are truly schit.

That mutilated skank would not even be hit-able w/o the ink. I'd rather eat my oldest pair of tennis shoes. :cool:

ODDJOB UNO 03-18-2010 11:21 AM

i just WANT HIS TROPHY TRUCK.......................we dont NEED NO STINKIN TATTOO'd seen-YOUR-RITAS! (senoritas)

tabs 03-18-2010 11:23 AM

Ink Lady is probably a better ride...then poor Sandra...

Looking_for_911 03-18-2010 12:31 PM

I just saw these three ol' Battle Ax-type women on Fox news channel talking about this. They were decrying the fact that JJ may be eligible to half of what SB earned while they were together according to Cali laws.
They were livid about the possibility of Him getting any of her money.
What if the shoe had been on the other foot? What if JJ had more "Star Power," ie: more money? They'd be Screaming at the tops of their hagged out lungs that She deserved half - or more - of whatever He had and would ever have in his lifetime!
What a double standard!

m21sniper 03-18-2010 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by A930Rocket (Post 5243224)
I'm not sure she was interested in changing him, but interested in the wild side of him. She sure doesn't look like the wild tattoo type, but what do I know? From appearances, they sure seem to be opposites.

Now JJ and Michelle Bombshell make a nice couple.

Good girls LOVE bad boys.

L.O.V.E.

They love bad boys in ways that no good boy will ever experience. :D

m21sniper 03-18-2010 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Tim Hancock (Post 5243338)
The dude must be f'd in the head. What a trashy looking skank. I can barely stand to look at the freak show let alone screw it.



http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1268927883.jpg

That is one filthy looking whore. She fails my "i'd hit it" test with extreme prejudice.

legion 03-18-2010 12:37 PM

Did any of you see his second wife (I think it was his second--the one right before SB)? Inked from head to toe...

red-beard 03-18-2010 12:39 PM

Do not mix up the Carnival with the Freak Show.

mikeferg75 03-18-2010 12:42 PM

The Alien Wizard made him do it :D

legion 03-18-2010 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeferg75 (Post 5243875)
The Alien Wizard made him do it :D

Good reference! SmileWavy

That show was pretty timely last night too.

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I have a friend at work that absolutely loves tatoos on women. He used to rave about Scottie on Mythbusters. (I've always been more of a Kari man, myself.) He will say things like: "the more ink, the less they won't do". To me, ink is a MAJOR turnoff. Guess I've always had a thing for breaking new phillies over riding a tired old nag...


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Is Kari vs. Scottie the new MaryAnn vs. Ginger?

ODDJOB UNO 03-18-2010 12:48 PM

msnbc.com reports "JJ" just APOLOGIZED to sandra and their family.


so everyjuan is LOVEE - DOVEY and life is full of roses.........................NOT!




THAT TT(trophy truck) IS "STILL" SO SOLD! hahahahahahahaha


when yer DEE-VORCE makes INTL headlines.......................................



well yer gonna have yer BALLS dragged thru broken glass and razor blades at 140mph(about the speed of a trophy truck) and by the time its ALL OVER and the FAT LADY ATTORNEY HAS SUNG.......................yer gonna wish..............



YOU were a "DEAD MAN"!



UBER/MONSTER UGG-I-NESS(ugliness)!

speeder 03-18-2010 12:56 PM

This day might go down in infamy as the first time that everyone on Pelican found some broad un-hittable.

Rikao4 03-18-2010 12:57 PM

experienced or fun is one thing..

going for sloppy 1K's is stupid..
she may have more fingerprints on her..
than the FBI does in DC ..

Rika

legion 03-18-2010 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Rikao4 (Post 5243901)
experienced or fun is one thing..

going for sloppy 1K's is stupid..
she may have more fingerprints on her..
than the FBI does in DC ..

Rika

And she probably has more DNA in her than the CSI lab...

onlycafe 03-18-2010 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by speeder (Post 5243899)
This day might go down in infamy as the first time that everyone on Pelican found some broad un-hittable.



i have to mark down march 18th as the day everyone agreed on something.

TerryBPP 03-18-2010 01:09 PM

I bet that skank would give one hell of a ride tho.

ODDJOB UNO 03-18-2010 01:17 PM

i hear DEE-VORCE ATTORNEYS hovering in HELOS over their homes......... like sharks to CHUM!


hell he can hire me!


my FEE: (1) TROPHY TRUCK....................PREPPED/FUELED!


the 500 is coming up in june and i gots plenty of time to PRE-RUN!


LOL!


you aint seen NOTHING YET! the media circus is just now lubing its teeth for another TEE-GAR FESTIVUS!



think about this for a minute: every woman just about loves sandra bullock or wants to be her. now this MORON of the HIGHEST INK DEGREE goes and screws SB over even after SB helps him out with his nutcase ex and child custody, thanks him in front of gawd and everyjuan at the oscars less than 2 weeks ago, and now this crap comes out from the "stinky-inky" woman.............................


all women on the planet are GOING TO HATE MEN and TURN INTO FEMI-NAZI LESBIANS!

MotoSook 03-18-2010 01:21 PM

Porn star Janine Mueller. She was hot until she became a meth-ho, if you can get over the whole porn star thing. I think she got her start in printed mens media. The kinda chick you see in Hustler, but not the babe of the month, just one of the babes they used forthe filler photo spreads.



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Did any of you see his second wife (I think it was his second--the one right before SB)? Inked from head to toe...

m21sniper 03-18-2010 01:22 PM

For the record, Sandra Bullock does less than nothing for me either. Jesse James has terrible taste in women.


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