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speeder 03-18-2010 01:22 PM

Nah, they're just going to hate JJ. They still need the rest of us for various needs.

ODDJOB UNO 03-18-2010 01:26 PM

im telling YA..................this is gonna have SER-I-ASS REPRECUSSIONS for the ENTIRE MALE SPECIES ON THIS PLANET!


TEEGAR really pinned the douche meter, now this with "JJ".


women across the planet are gonna HATE MEN FOREVER!



all women will become LEZ-BIANS and every male will PULL HIS PUD repeatedly until useless and the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE WILL DIE OFF IN LESS THAN A GENERATION!

BlueSkyJaunte 03-18-2010 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ODDJOB UNO (Post 5243975)
all women will become LEZ-BIANS and every male will PULL HIS PUD repeatedly until useless

There's a word for that...it's called "marriage". :D

scottmandue 03-18-2010 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m21sniper (Post 5243966)
For the record, Sandra Bullock does less than nothing for me either. Jesse James has terrible taste in women.

I found myself agreeing with snipes posts over on the walmart thread... and then agreeing with his posts here... the universe was starting to tilt out of balance...

Then I saw this... whew... we disagree!

I would bang Mrs. Bullock like the proverbial screen door in a hurricane (not that that will ever happen)

YMMV

That is all, carry on, carry on...

widebody911 03-18-2010 02:31 PM

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DanielDudley 03-18-2010 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m21sniper (Post 5243856)
Good girls LOVE bad boys.

L.O.V.E.

They love bad boys in ways that no good boy will ever experience. :D

That's because they confuse them with men. SmileWavy

jhynesrockmtn 03-18-2010 07:04 PM

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sammyg2 03-20-2010 12:58 PM

Just a little note for the women out there:

IF YOU GO OUT WITH A LOW-LIFE PUNK BAD BOY, DON'T ACT SURPRISED WHEN HE TURNS OUT TO BE A LOW-LIFE PUNK BAD BOY!

Is Sandra really that stupid? I mean really, who could have seen this coming?

sammyg2 03-20-2010 01:05 PM

When will people finally wake up and realize that the air-brushed, painted on image we see on TV and in the movies is make-believe? they really don't look like that in real life. SORRY.

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javadog 03-20-2010 01:19 PM

That last one isn't Sandra...

JR

Rick Lee 03-20-2010 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m21sniper (Post 5243857)
That is one filthy looking whore. She fails my "i'd hit it" test with extreme prejudice.

I've never read such a crushing condemnation of any woman on Pelican as what the above really means.

Rick Lee 03-20-2010 02:03 PM

And BTW, once in a while I want to donkey punch SB, but I do find her kind of hot.

sammyg2 03-20-2010 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by javadog (Post 5247646)
That last one isn't Sandra...

JR

The internets say it is, and everyone knows if it's on the inernets it's true ... ;)

javadog 03-20-2010 05:28 PM

Of course, we must always belive what we are told. Pass the koolaid, I'm a little low.

'Tis a certain Julia, also wronged by a nefarious man, or two.

JR

dentist90 03-20-2010 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabs (Post 5243731)
Ink Lady is probably a better ride...then poor Sandra...

Maybe... ONLY if you keep your eyes closed. :(

911Rob 03-20-2010 08:36 PM

must be that "I want what I can't have thing"?
Don't know, Don't care to know.

Sandra is one of my favorite actresses tho; she's awesome.

island911 03-20-2010 08:48 PM

I think that Sandra has some fault here. I mean she could have stocked up on some of those cartoon band-aids, stuck them all over her body, to help poor Jesse have a night or two of WTF ever that weird fetish he has going on. /green

Dottore 03-20-2010 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueSkyJaunte (Post 5243562)
I never understood why SB married JJ.
.

According to the tattoo girl, JJ is hung like a horse.

She calls him the "vanilla gorilla".

Does that answer your question?

Bob Goding 03-20-2010 11:33 PM

Hung like Einstein--brain like a Horse?

speeder 03-21-2010 12:03 AM

I may be a honkey but I'm hung like a donkey.


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