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"YOU CANT RACE A CAB."
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1st TEE-GAR....NOW JESSE JAMES-WTF?
just caught yesterday via my super secret stealth off-road amigoes that "jesse james" was caught cheating with the "TATTOO-HO" while married to sandra bullock.
then this morning @5am on NBC national news. FOR SALE- (1) TROPHY TRUCK slightly abused (1) LEFT COAST moto-sickle fab shop w/multiple moto-sickles or will trade for "TATTOO SHOP" (preferably in a seedy section of town) p.s. know any GOOD DEE-VORCE ATTORNEYS? JESSE JAMES IS NOW REALLY A DEAD MAN! his new name (from the tattoo women"bombshell") is the "VANILLA GORILLA" hahahaha LMFAO i cant make this POO UP! Last edited by ODDJOB UNO; 03-18-2010 at 06:47 AM.. |
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Sandra strikes me as a "take no prisoners" type of gal. Jesse might be in for a rough ride here...
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03-18-2010, 06:54 AM
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Ummm....Jesse James has been married three times since he came on the scene 8 years ago. It should be no surprise to anyone that he cheated on his spouse again.
Poor Ms. Bullock believed she could "change" him.
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I should offer to console Sandra.
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I'm not sure she was interested in changing him, but interested in the wild side of him. She sure doesn't look like the wild tattoo type, but what do I know? From appearances, they sure seem to be opposites.
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the only thing with more ink than that hoe..
War and Peace.. she's looks like one big tramp stamp.. Rika |
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03-18-2010, 07:15 AM
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I will gladley watch Tiger golf, I never cared what JJ did, I always wondered if she-Sandra- just thought he was a stray puppy. I bet she has a pre nup.
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Was DAT? ... Teri Garr and Jesse James. Wow, didn't C DAT coming.
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03-18-2010, 07:26 AM
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i got this yesterday about 7am from my dirty bike,off-road("its only off road but we like it") amigoes and started laughing not knowing what to think. then when i saw it on NBC at 5am, i just started smiling after being forced to watch a couple of "jesse james is a dead man" goofball shows with my kid.
enduring his show about killed me as far the the STOOPID meter goes. just about on par with "orange county choppers". watching his boofoonary in baja PEGGED the STOOPID METER as far as all of us dyed in the wool dezert rats, and the buildup was far greater than the show itself. basic premise here..............i build goofy ass choppers,therefore i know EVERYTHANG about baja racing......................................NOTx10 00! should be a quick sale on the trophy truck. and a damn slow sale on the goofy chopper shop due to a BAZZILION goofy choppers already built and the prices plummeting w/a rock on goofy choppers. i just cant even fathom the polar opposites of sandra bullock and this TATTOO FREAKAZOID CARNEY CHICK! what next??????????????? "JESSE JAMES CARNIVAL/REVI-VAL" |
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03-18-2010, 07:40 AM
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The dude must be f'd in the head. What a trashy looking skank. I can barely stand to look at the freak show let alone screw it.
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Wouldn't touch it with your (or anyone else's) dick...
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Shel looks like the perfect woman for him. Two peas in a pod as they say. I never understood what Sandra Bullock saw in him. Guess that whole fall for the "bad boy" thing didn't work out too well for her- what a shock.
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If JJ and this new "ink chick" took photos together or made a XXX movie, it would look like an easter egg basket in a typhoon.
I like SB ... but honestly after knowing she was with this idiot ,,, she lost a bit of her appeal for me The tattoo on her forehead says "Pray for us sinners" LOL ... & ... WTF
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He sure looked happy sitting next to her when she got her Oscar. Probably thinking about the tattooed chick.
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I never understood why SB married JJ. It certainly couldn't have been the "bad boy" image, because it only takes 5 minutes of watching/listening to him to realize he's a big geek with tattoos.
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