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austin552 03-24-2010 03:26 PM
Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn
 
FOXNews.com - Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn

Check those bags maam???

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onlycafe 03-24-2010 03:31 PM
look for the jokes starting tonight on the late night shows.

ODDJOB UNO 03-24-2010 04:00 PM
i am completely certified for this impotent TSA MAMMARY-OLOGIST SPECIALIST position......................


WHEN CAN I START!

TRE Cup 03-24-2010 04:03 PM
so...if they use binary explosives, a couple of good squeezes would set them off !

ODDJOB UNO 03-24-2010 04:09 PM
we will first start with the "COME IN TOKYO" test, as we TWIST THE DIALS right and left. this will insure no explosives are present.

GWN7 03-24-2010 04:35 PM
They have been using peanut oil instead of silicone for breast implants for a while now. All natural, less problems with rejection......only problem is they stick to the roof of your mouth. :)

Joeaksa 03-24-2010 05:17 PM
Excuse me!

Dammit, the Captain has to do these checks, no one else! :)

ODDJOB UNO 03-24-2010 05:20 PM
ODDJOB to TOKYO? come in. over.


ODDJOB to TOKYO? come in. over.



....................next!

red-beard 03-24-2010 05:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joeaksa (Post 5256054)
Excuse me!

Dammit, the Captain has to do these checks, no one else! :)
Yeah, but what about the fat, old, stinky ones?

Oh yeah, Co-pilot.

Sapporo Guy 03-24-2010 06:24 PM
lolo, women rights ;)
I wonder what kind of implant this is going to have on boo-b jobs?

dewolf 03-24-2010 10:04 PM
Next they'll be putting explosives in their nut sacks. C4 testicles..lol

porsche4life 03-24-2010 10:11 PM
I think this is a job for a young man with good eyesight.... Step aside gents...

Gotta watch for them fuses in the nipples.....

oldE 03-25-2010 03:09 AM
Quote:
i am completely certified for this impotent TSA MAMMARY-OLOGIST SPECIALIST position......................
I was sorry to hear about this Charles.

Have the docs been able to help?

Les

kach22i 03-25-2010 06:00 AM
From the article:
Quote:
t is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures.

MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers.
I can think of few things worse than checking for that.:eek:

VINMAN 03-25-2010 06:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 5256065)
Yeah, but what about the fat, old, stinky ones?

Oh yeah, Co-pilot.
Ya gotta ruin our fantasy, dont ya!!:mad:

Joeaksa 03-25-2010 07:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 5256065)
Yeah, but what about the fat, old, stinky ones?

Oh yeah, Co-pilot.
Spot on! And the copilot gets to do the "butt checks" as well! :)

URY914 03-25-2010 08:17 AM
That's why it's called a cockpit....

Jeff Higgins 03-25-2010 08:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joeaksa (Post 5256985)
Spot on! And the copilot gets to do the "butt checks" as well! :)
Normy has already completed the required training.

gassy 03-25-2010 08:32 AM
Boom jobs on the rise in Saudi Arabia.


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