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Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn
FOXNews.com - Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn
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i am completely certified for this impotent TSA MAMMARY-OLOGIST SPECIALIST position......................
WHEN CAN I START! |
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so...if they use binary explosives, a couple of good squeezes would set them off !
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we will first start with the "COME IN TOKYO" test, as we TWIST THE DIALS right and left. this will insure no explosives are present.
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They have been using peanut oil instead of silicone for breast implants for a while now. All natural, less problems with rejection......only problem is they stick to the roof of your mouth.
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Excuse me!
Dammit, the Captain has to do these checks, no one else!
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ODDJOB to TOKYO? come in. over.
ODDJOB to TOKYO? come in. over. ....................next! |
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Oh yeah, Co-pilot.
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 I wonder what kind of implant this is going to have on boo-b jobs?
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Next they'll be putting explosives in their nut sacks. C4 testicles..lol
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I think this is a job for a young man with good eyesight.... Step aside gents...
Gotta watch for them fuses in the nipples..... |
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Have the docs been able to help? Les
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Boom jobs on the rise in Saudi Arabia.
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1970/1982 Porsche 914-6/911SC 2.7 RS
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