When men listen to women they generally let it go in one ear and out the other.

With women it goes in both ears and comes out of their mouth.

Proceed accordingly;)

There's always the reason and then there's always the real reason, in everything.

God offered a man one wish.

"I've always been afraid to fly and dream of visiting Hawaii. My wish is for a bridge from LA to Honolulu"

God said, that's ridiculous..."there's no way I'm going to build a bridge all the way to Hawaii. Way too much work. Wish for something else".

"Okay...teach me how to understand women".

God...."Did you want one lane, or two?"

Serious Questions

1) What is a StomachMonkey
2) Where is Lantana Texas

"One cannot long stare into the abyss without the abyss staring back."
~Neitzsche


(For anyone confused, the mind of a woman is the abyss)

Letterman joke. One night he had these two wooden dice with words on them and did a bit about "How bands get their names". He rolled them and stomach monkeys came up.

I thought it was funny, think I'd had a few drinks that night. So next day I registered the URL.

About two years later I did get a buy offer from an American punk band named Stomachmonkeys but declined it. There is a band in Germany named The Stomach Monkeys and they did use the name because of the Letterman bit.

Lantana is a community in the Highland Village/Flower Mound area, bout 12 miles north of DFW.

God I wish I could have used that one with my ex-wife. Oh well, 15 years too late.

this might help

Love, sex and the male brain - CNN.com