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Jack Bauer vs. Jason Bourne
This is a tough one.

I have to give the nod to Jack Bauer. I mean look at the resume. He gets the hell beat out of him in every season. He was tortured in a Chinese prison for a year and a half. He's been shot, stabbed, blown up... I mean the guy is impervious to pain!

Jason Bourne has the edge in fighting skill, but his head is all jacked up. He hallucinates, and didn't even know his own name for a long time. I don't think he even wants to be a killer anymore.

Edge to Jack Bauer!

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The sexiness factor goes up for Bourne when he's all hot and sweaty though.
Edge: Bourne.
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The sexiness factor goes up for Bourne when he's all hot and sweaty though.
Edge: Bourne.
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I was trying to get an opinion on who would be able to kill the other, not which one someone would want to have sex with.
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My bad. I still gotta go with Bourne. His hand-to-hand combat skills are better.
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Bourne. Stabbing people with pens, beating them up with books, always one step ahead.
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Jack for sure. He will cut your fingers off in a second!!
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My bad. I still gotta go with Bourne. His hand-to-hand combat skills are better.
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Bourne. Stabbing people with pens, beating them up with books, always one step ahead.
Hand to hand combat, Bourne is unbeatable!!



On the other hand, Bauer's daughter is SMOKING HOT!!!!!!!



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Bourne. When death is on the line go with crazy.
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Bourne. When death is on the line go with crazy.
No, no, it's "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line."

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Both of 'em could easily kick Jacson Browne's ass and field-strip him before he knew he was even dead.
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Norris vs. Bourne and Bauer.

Norris, hand down.
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No, no, it's "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line."
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Gotta go with Jason Bourne. The only way Jack would win was if the fight was prolonged...sort of like a land war in asia.

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