Airbrush FAIL!

[Schumi]

Wow, she did not age well.


I still have that image of her in my head during the goddamned state address, clapping like a walrus. Seriously, who claps like that.

[island911]

Well, I'm glad that fake tits and massive airbrushing are back-sliding ...like Pelosi's face-lifts.

[masraum]

airbrushing is very common. There are several commercials with ladies like Heather Locklear and Andie McDowell for products like face creams where the actresses are so airbrushed that they look like a kid attacked them with Photoshop and the blur tool. It's horrible, and horribly insulting.

[Drdogface]

One of the best comments under the article:

"One more face lift and Pelosi will have a beard."

Now THAT's funny, I don't care who ya' are

Originally Posted by drdogface

one of the best comments under the article:

"one more face lift and pelosi will have a beard."

now that's funny, i don't care who ya' are :d

:d:d:d

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by lane912

if nancy came up to you in a bar and said "lets go right now" not many of you all would turn her down-
i have seen the pictures you guys look at and she fits right in there.

I think you're real wrong on that unless we were too drunk to walk out of there.

Then, we wouldn't remember which would be a good thing.

BTW , she just turned 70.

[M.D. Holloway]

Originally Posted by lane912

if nancy came up to you in a bar and said "lets go right now" not many of you all would turn her down-
i have seen the pictures you guys look at and she fits right in there.

I can say with certainty - I would at first think I was being punked but if she was serious I would graciously decline the offer and send her on her way then excuse myself to the restroom to wit I would commit projectile vomiting until my eyes bled and I lost control of my bowels and bladder. I would awake in a pool of my own excrement unable to move my left side due to the stroke I just gave myself.

I hope she never comes on to me - I have too much to die for...

[Drdogface]

Yeah, Luby, that's about right

[legion]

In my mind, if Nancy Pelosi approached me at a bar, my short, round travelling companion would suddenly yell: "Chris, cover your junk! Cover your junk!"

And Nancy would look into my eyes, underneath the skull hat she likes to wear when she's out, and start chanting: "Kali-ma! Kali-ma!" as she reached for my junk. Of course, without her teeth, it would come out sounding like "Kow-ee-ma! Kow-ee-ma!"

But I'd have an ace in the hole. I'd kick her in the nuts.

[sammyg2]

I can think of no female on this planet that I find more disgusting and despicable and undesirable as nazi pelosi.
Our race would be better off without her.

[lane912]

Originally Posted by legion

In my mind, if Nancy Pelosi approached me at a bar, my short, round travelling companion would suddenly yell: "Chris, cover your junk! Cover your junk!"

And Nancy would look into my eyes, underneath the skull hat she likes to wear when she's out, and start chanting: "Kali-ma! Kali-ma!" as she reached for my junk.

But I'd have an ace in the hole. I'd kick her in the nuts.

it wouldn't sound quite right because she would have her teeth out already

[lane912]

YouTube - Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out + Marqueson's Chicken
this song fits the thread and should be playing while reading it.

[kach22i]

Originally Posted by javadog

Maybe, although the photo below is supposed to be from 1987. Different hair, younger face structure...

The cover photo shows her face with some "baby fat", much leaner face in the 1987 photo.

Maybe the photo is older than 1987.

Does she ever change her hair style?

Not in the past 23 years!

[kach22i]

Originally Posted by Schumi

Wow, she did not age well.


I still have that image of her in my head during the goddamned state address, clapping like a walrus. Seriously, who claps like that.

A walrus, like you said.

[Bob Goding]

If she had some tats, Jesse would hit it!

[audiman08]

Andie MacDowell doesn't need airbrushing..I watched Groundhog Day the other day, very beautiful lady then and still is IMO.

[dd74]

As an aside, you guys know Jessica has an IQ of 151, right?

Jessica Simpson Shocker IQ--151! - Associated Content - associatedcontent.com

re. Pelosi and her handlers...

Originally Posted by javadog

Oviously, they (and she) are as full of **** as a Christmas goose.
JR

...no wonder I don't like Christmas goose.

[Tobra]

Originally Posted by sc_rufctr

I can not believe this politician and her staff would bald face lie like that.

That is friggin amazing.

Pretty funny that you think that is amazing.

mmm, goose

[sc_rufctr]

Our politicians lie to but...

[Drdogface]

Originally Posted by Tobra

Pretty funny that you think that is amazing.

mmm, goose

I think he forgot the green font