Airbrush FAIL!
 

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Cover girl Pelosi looking rather ... airy in D.C. glossy | Washington Examiner

have they no shame?

agree!

Especially when the new trend is...

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http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/04/07/jessica-simpson-covers-marie-claire-may-2010-without-makeup/

Just goes to show - you can't fix stupid. But evidently you can airbrush it.

Nancy Pelosi didn't look that good the day she emerged from her pod!

my first thought was,

catey couric is really starting to get old.

snipe would "HIT" THEM BOTH!

I bet her driver's license says she weighs 100 lbs.

if nancy came up to you in a bar and said "lets go right now" not many of you all would turn her down-
i have seen the pictures you guys look at and she fits right in there.

I'm sure she's a nice lady and all that. (I don't follow US politics)

But I would say no thanks.

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They took 25 years off her, doesn't even look like her.

Actually, she's one of the bigget snakes in Washington.

The only way most of us would "hit" her is with a two-by-four to the back of her head. If sniper would "hit" her with some of his past training, I'd buy him a beer. And we disagree on most everything, so that's saying something.

I find it interesting that her people are refuting the idea that the photo was retouched. Lying sacks of ....

JR

What??? That is complete B.S...

Hey, you're starting to catch on to why nobody likes this lying *****. Here's a quote from the article above:

"Pelosi did not give the mag an exclusive photo op. The photos were purchased from Vintage Books and Anchor Books of Random House. Pelosi’s camp said the picture has not been airbrushed, and Capitol File did not respond for comment."

Oviously, they (and she) are as full of **** as a Christmas goose.

JR

I can not believe this politician and her staff would bald face lie like that.

That is friggin amazing. :eek::eek::eek:

Biography :: Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi, California, 8th District
Maybe that is a 23 year old photo, taken back when she was first elected.

In my hometown of Dearborn mayor Orville Hubbard's campaign billboards used a photo of him 30 years old, and even after he had a stroke they used the same image.

Orville L. Hubbard - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

http://www.trimpesculpture.com/press/OrvilleHubbard.htm

Nothing new here, move along.

she might take her teeth out if you are lucky-

"if nancy came up to you in a bar and said "lets go right now" not many of you all would turn her down-
i have seen the pictures you guys look at and she fits right in there."

I wouldn't foch her with your dick.

Maybe, although the photo below is supposed to be from 1987. Different hair, younger face structure...

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Anyway you slice it, it ain't what it is supposed to be, which is par for the course for a nasty, worthless politician of her ilk.

No way anybody here would hit it, unless we used the afore-mentioned piece of wood, or maybe a golf club. Not enough booze in the known universe to make her into a decent woman...

JR

Wow, she did not age well.


I still have that image of her in my head during the goddamned state address, clapping like a walrus. Seriously, who claps like that.

Well, I'm glad that fake tits and massive airbrushing are back-sliding ...like Pelosi's face-lifts.

airbrushing is very common. There are several commercials with ladies like Heather Locklear and Andie McDowell for products like face creams where the actresses are so airbrushed that they look like a kid attacked them with Photoshop and the blur tool. It's horrible, and horribly insulting.

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One of the best comments under the article:

"One more face lift and Pelosi will have a beard."

Now THAT's funny, I don't care who ya' are :D

:d:d:d

I think you're real wrong on that unless we were too drunk to walk out of there.

Then, we wouldn't remember which would be a good thing.

BTW , she just turned 70.

I can say with certainty - I would at first think I was being punked but if she was serious I would graciously decline the offer and send her on her way then excuse myself to the restroom to wit I would commit projectile vomiting until my eyes bled and I lost control of my bowels and bladder. I would awake in a pool of my own excrement unable to move my left side due to the stroke I just gave myself.

I hope she never comes on to me - I have too much to die for...

Yeah, Luby, that's about right :cool:

In my mind, if Nancy Pelosi approached me at a bar, my short, round travelling companion would suddenly yell: "Chris, cover your junk! Cover your junk!"

And Nancy would look into my eyes, underneath the skull hat she likes to wear when she's out, and start chanting: "Kali-ma! Kali-ma!" as she reached for my junk. Of course, without her teeth, it would come out sounding like "Kow-ee-ma! Kow-ee-ma!"

But I'd have an ace in the hole. I'd kick her in the nuts.

I can think of no female on this planet that I find more disgusting and despicable and undesirable as nazi pelosi.
Our race would be better off without her.

it wouldn't sound quite right because she would have her teeth out already

YouTube - Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out + Marqueson's Chicken
this song fits the thread and should be playing while reading it.

The cover photo shows her face with some "baby fat", much leaner face in the 1987 photo.

Maybe the photo is older than 1987.

Does she ever change her hair style?

Not in the past 23 years!:D

A walrus, like you said.:p

If she had some tats, Jesse would hit it! :rolleyes:

Andie MacDowell doesn't need airbrushing..I watched Groundhog Day the other day, very beautiful lady then and still is IMO.

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As an aside, you guys know Jessica has an IQ of 151, right?

Jessica Simpson Shocker IQ--151! - Associated Content - associatedcontent.com

re. Pelosi and her handlers... ...no wonder I don't like Christmas goose. SmileWavy

Pretty funny that you think that is amazing.

mmm, goose

Our politicians lie to but... :confused:

I think he forgot the green font ;)