Impulsive Gastronomic Question
 

Another thread got me thinking. I have a question for you guys. Or at least......I wonder if anyone here understand what I'm about to report:

I've never had a serious thought in my life. Sure, I suffer from gas and heartburn, but I've never considered changing my diet. Maybe it has to do with my problem of not eating properly, and not caring about what I eat, as I reported in a thread here a few months ago. At any rate, I just have never worried about my own suffering, and so I have never considered ending the suffering. I digress.

I have a fear of closed spaces, but that's not the reason I will not walk into an elevator or phone booth. The reason I will not walk into an elevator or phone booth is because I am afraid I will fart. It's not that I want to kill myself. The reason I feel like farting is hard to explain. I see the opportunity. I realize that farting is something that, in a flash, with little effort, I could easily accomplish. And I feel a sort of impulse. If I were to fart, it would truly be just a random, senseless thing. Purely senseless and impulsive. But the impulse is there. I once met someone who understood this impulse. Anybody here?

First there's the "higgins" on the shower floor and now this. I'd say you have to be eating some funky food.

University of Gas

Ian

i knew there was a reason why theres a hole in the ozone layer right above lynwood washington.

I once cleaned out a high school art room with the same weapon you now hold. Use it wisely, my son . . .

I have the same feeling this morning that I had in fifth grade when Jeff Jensen hit me on the back of the head with a spitwad during class. Thank's, Jeff.

When there are two people on an elevator and one farts, both know who it was.--Ancient Mexican Proverb

A half teaspoon of baking soda in an 8 oz glass of water helps lasso my gas. Worth a try. Been doing it forever. :D

87 blk coupe

i didnt want to say anything, but now that you mention it. scooter did wake up looking a little green every morning last week.

You want gas quit smoking. I thought my wife was going to make me start smoking again.