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It bears repeating
The amount of knowlege on this board is staggering...from baking ovens to dating strippers...
Carry on.
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I nailed a stripper on an oven once.
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i put a stripper into a oven once...
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these posts are half-baked
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I shoved an oven into a stripper once. It wasn't even a tight fit.
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i know a stripper who has an oven in which she charges to bake sausages. she does quite well, despite several fires in the hole.
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i think i know this beauty! tsnap..she keep an oven in the back too?
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and a cooling rack on top with a drip catching pan
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I'll bet THAT oven's not even closed for cleaning for a few days a month . . .
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but yes, to keep this thread on topic, strippers should be stamped with an expiratio
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I went out on an expiration date once. She was nice but a little cold.
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and some strippers do bare repeating also.
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Don't put anything into stripper that you don't want burned, 'cause it hurts real bad.
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You guys think you are auditioning for Jay Leno or what????
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probably more in the Letterman category.
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or Howard Stearns job
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or Stearns and Foster - a stripper has to have an office
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I also tried having *** with the can. edit: Hey! I just noticed the ***. That said F-U-N, people. Not the other three letter word. Someone's playing a dirty trick here- I blame the moderators or the software.
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"No, she doesn't need an office, only an orifice."
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