Top Ten List of Things Sniper is Doing With His Time
 

10) Secret mission to Kenya to bring back the real birth certificate;

9) Quick recon of Glock's world headquarters, in case H&K decides to try a hostile takeover;

8) Guest editor for "Inked" magazine, selecting the Inked Girl of the day;
Inked Magazine

7) Doubling up on PT appointments;

6) Adding a few fortifications to the Bunker;

5) Teaching a 10 day course for the Dale Carnegie Institute;

4) Starting new charitable foundation dedicated to servicing teens girls with daddy issues;

3) Cross referencing little black book with clients of new charitable foundation;

2) Teaching 11 year old son new and inventive ways to swear at 911 drivers who don't return the flash; and

And the number one thing Sniper is doing with his time while sitting out his ban from PPOTBBS . . .

1) Completing the world's first 2.7 liter RS spec to 928 engine swap.

Ok

Nope. You need to take one out and add,

(x) Looking at PPOTBBS and gloating.

.............and posting for new things to hump in Craigslist personal ads to make more notches is his long list of conquests.

...reading and wondering why the giant fascination with what he might be doing.

...reading and wondering why so many post digs at his expense, ONLY when they know he can't respond in kind.

....reading and wondering why a stalwart like milt didn't get this kind of attention when he took a sabbatical.

That's easy.
(1) I didn't post a pic of my long silky hair
(2) I didn't post pics of my spoons
(3) No pics of conquests (I guess that would be pics of my wife :rolleyes:)
(x) No need to go on.

I hope I DON'T get this attention should I go off again. And I won't post "I have to go now." :)

nice work, MRM

was it billable?

I remember a post of you, your wife, and Bill Clinton. --which you later pulled.

Sniper has a kid!?

He's Googling one or more of the following:

"Fulminating Pustules"

"Crusty Lesions"

"Cheesy Secretions"

"Burns Like Fire When I Pee"

Does anyone know that snipe actually exists? How do we know he's not some fat dude in his 50s living in his mother's basement?

because he posted a picture of himself in the military

I've met him along with a few other Pelicans.

There is photographic proof on here somewhere. :)

No disrespect, but isn't that Tabs?

Um, I might have written part of it during some down time in a mediation.

A different one every night.

And what about all his 'conquests'? Any record of that other than at the CDC?

Therefore............... no pics.



Yeah, when you guys made fun of a fun deal, meeting an ex president, and then suggested he had his hand up my wife, I thought it was time to pull that thread.

It was actually before PARF. There are some real classy guys here. :mad:

If only that hand could talk.