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nynor 05-17-2010 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by VINMAN (Post 5354500)
It had like a bitter metallic taste to it. I'm thinking i didnt rinse the sanitizer good enough out of my fermenter.

i bet you use some sort of iodine product. my taste threshold for that is extremely low. i can always tell when someone uses an iodine product for any stage of their sanitation regimen.

cashflyer 05-17-2010 01:04 PM

The sudden love of Yuengling in my area confuses the heck out of me.
Stores get a premium price for it, and trendy bars have it on tap.

Yet it was just 10 years ago that it was one of the cheapest swills you could buy.
[cue flashback sequence] I was working a contract job in New Jersey. The owner of the shop would, every friday afternoon, fill the refrigerator with cheap beer as a reward for the crew. Finish work, get drunk. He was paying about $12 per case for the stuff in cans - less if he caught the sales. He always tried to catch the sales or else buy even cheaper swill. He was a kind-hearted, but cheap-assed old bastard.

Now around here I see it for $6 and $7 per 6-pack.

island911 05-17-2010 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by lane912 (Post 5354220)
ANY BEER THAT HAS THE WORD "LIGHT" IN ITS NAME-

i generally like ipa or anything that doesn't transmit light well...

+1

although on some Porters... I have to wonder, did a beer-brewer once take a swig of beer from a glass that someone had been using as an ash-tray, and think 'wow, this is great!' ?

+1 also on the fruit beers. Who thought THAT would be a good ...er, Fabulous idea?

nynor 05-17-2010 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by island911 (Post 5354992)
+1

although on some Porters... I have to wonder, did a beer-brewer once take a swig of beer from a glass that someone had been using as an ash-tray, and think 'wow, this is great!' ?

+1 also on the fruit beers. Who thought THAT would be a good ...er, Fabulous idea?

the belgians, going back hundreds of years, among others. try some kriek, or three philosophers. also, mcewan bros. from england is very nice and made with real fruit. any fruit beer that is made with flavoring is crap, and most of them made in america are made with artificial flavoring.

sammyg2 05-17-2010 01:48 PM

Spaten Optimator has to be the most vile garbage I ever tasted, poored most of it out.
Guiness and Heiniken suck too IMO, as do all poser beers that taste like crap but people drink them to try to impress someone else.

I like beer. I like it because I like what it tastes like. I don't drink it for a poser image.
If it's bitter, it isn't good.
If you have to sip it slowly because taking a large gulp would make you hurl, it isn't a good beer.

gtc 05-17-2010 02:13 PM

Yesterday in Portland I had some Lucky Labrador Organic Golden Ale - quite possibly the worst smelling beer ever. Eight of us agreed that it smells like cat urine.
That said, their Superdog IPA is one of my favorite beers ever. Go figure.

GH85Carrera 05-17-2010 02:14 PM

Many years ago I had the worst possible beer. It was August, I had been working on my car in the in the garage two weeks before. I left half a can of Colt 45 sitting on the shelf. Two weeks later I was working on the car again. I had a fresh can but grabbed the wrong one. I got a mouth full of two week old beer, full of growing lumpy white & green bacteria. I spit it about 10 feet. I ran inside and gargled with some Tequila. I had the dry heaves for a few minutes. Finally I took a long pull on the Tequila, and wend back to working on my 914. I never did get sick from it. Now I drink my beer from bottles.

JJ 911SC 05-17-2010 02:30 PM

Cat Urine. How about...
 
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Originally Posted by gtc (Post 5355097)
... smells like cat urine....

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1274135334.jpg

Wyvern 05-17-2010 02:45 PM

I have found that this dispenser helps the taste of even the worst beer ...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1274136337.jpg

Lazarro 05-17-2010 02:53 PM

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3371/...c6082b.jpg?v=0

Head-spins and head-aches many years ago.

billybek 05-17-2010 03:14 PM

Least favorite, the empty one beside me.
Most favorite, the cold one in the fridge.
Black Label is nasty stuff though. We called them Black Disablers back in the day.

Jagshund 05-17-2010 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by gtc (Post 5355097)
Eight of us agreed that it smells like cat urine.

Major Boobage!! YES!!!!!!!! I loooooove to CHEESE!!!!!!

Best. South Park. Episode. Ever.

dentist90 05-17-2010 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by vash (Post 5353846)
...what is your least favorite beer?


warm.

Phantoms 05-18-2010 12:54 AM

Worst: Guiness and Michelob ultra.

Best: Hoeegarden

austin552 05-18-2010 03:35 AM

Can't believe so many hate Guiness...
 
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1274182512.jpg

Geronimo '74 05-18-2010 04:00 AM

Dude, that ain't Guinness....

Geronimo '74 05-18-2010 04:02 AM

This is Guinness....

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1274184131.jpg

Tastes like the sticky side of electrical tape.....

cashflyer 05-18-2010 06:55 AM

Remember these?

http://www.rustycans.com/Graphics/Billy.GIF
"Brewed expressly for and with the personal approval of one of America's all-time great beer drinkers"

http://beernexus.com/images/Hopn-Gat...29098-1_1_.jpg
"In 1969, Pittsburgh Brewing Company signed an agreement with Dr. Robert Cade, inventor of Gatorade, to brew a lemon/lime malt beverage he had developed called Hop 'N Gator."

t6dpilot 05-18-2010 09:12 AM

Schlitz? Don't friggin' bother. Curiosity got the best of me the other day. Now I know why the brand failed. Foul, but not the worst I have tasted. Geez, you guys are bringing back memories:

OE 800
Little Kings
Mickey's BM
Old Style
Busch

Should I continue.....? Nah, there are lot's of baaaad beers out there. I'll stick with a nice IPA myself. Racer 5, Modus Hoperandai, and Lagunitas are striking my fancy right now.

austin552 05-18-2010 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Geronimo '74 (Post 5355997)

Where???


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