Al and Tipper are breaking up
 

Just hear it on the local news. Al and Tipper will now be living green by themselves after 40 years.

I feel so cheap for reporting such a stupid thing...:(

Yes, Oprah. :p

Where do I turn in my man card?

with you guys here, I never have to listen to the news or read the papers again.

hell can you imagine living with that IDIOT for 40 years????????????????



this IS DA PLACE for all the news thats fit to be printed!

Maybe she found someJuan new... :D

Now I might have a little more respect for her, getting away from that bloated piece of crap. Maybe she gets the new $9 Million house at the beach in California, algor sure wouldn't buy a beach house for himself with global warming at our doors like he says.

good for her.

He'll be screwing the pooch shortly.:D

What a dbag, roaming around in that big a/c house all by himself. The next Michael Jackson.

Craigster, you beat me to it!!!!!!!!;)

I can't wait for her book to come out, but I bet he's already paid her off to keep her mouth shut about his green scam.

Did she find him with another guy?\ maybe?

yeah...man-bear-pig.

I think he missed rap music, personally, and just couldn't take her scathing stare any longer....

Wow! . . .so then she gets 50% of the interwebs?

I'm guessing that new house is hers. It was simply too obvious a rejection of wobal glorming for Algore to actually live there. If so, she's on to his scam and this was part of the postnup 'settlement'. She's plain tired of his disingenousness and false accolade collection.

How can you guys sit here on the internet and talk that way about the guy that invented the internet??????

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Well, you know, Tipper was going through Al's CD's one day...and suddenly she found a one from the "Mentors"

Eldon Hoke is drinking a bottle of whiskey straight, down in his grave!

["I'M A PEEPIN...I'M A PEEPIN....TOM!]

After listening to the Mentors, Tipper decided she needed to try the lesbian life-style for a while. She's moving to Burlington, Vermont and buying a Subaru station wagon, so that she and her wife can live in their [new construction; geothermal heat pump and R60 in the attic, along with a dedicated T1 connection~]log cabin and raise Llamas together, while eating 100% organic foods. And carpet~

N!

[Oh god I can really be bad at times can't I!]

-You can do better than that.

N

nope, i think that pretty much sums it up.

No, it fits liberal hypocrites just right, and he has all those Hollywood butt buddies. She may just take him to the cleaners, it will be easy for her to prove that he is a uncontrollable liar...

i think al baby is SO DISTRAUGHT over this, hes gonna stick the M-16 in his mouth(instead of his eye) this time............................and pull the trigger!



and leave a carbon POO PRINT!

So OJU, Tipper's going to be a free agent and might be shopping for someJuan where renewable energy is a convenient truth...like AZ.

since its getting HOT here(its a summer thang) i dont think ol TIPPER will fit in here wearing a THONG and pasties around my pool or at the lake.


she is so fired!



now she quite possibly could apply for the job as a walmart greeter in SUN CITY!

Where is RWebb when you need him lol

Al Gore is an idiot, but I think he must have a new young girl friend.

So, if he is leaving that old fat flea-bag Tipper to seek some young chick, he may not be as stupid as I thought. :confused:

doing something less boring than gossiping about people I don't know

They are relatives so they are fair game ;)

They are your relatives???

Yuppers, manbearpig is my father's cousin. Not sure zackly how distant, but definitely not first or second cousin.

Gore Family reunions must be a hoot! :D --I picture Al curled up in a corner as you verbally abuse his global warming BS.


What's uncle Gore-tex have to say about it all?

wow - I just don't know which Tennersee joke to use!

Al hangs with cousin Vidal in the kitchen.

Fidgeting with the blackberrys as the real men drink "corn" and play horseshoes.

they makin' blackberry wine? or flavored whiskey?

So, I guess when Al passes, sammyg2 stands to inherit a chunk of the internet. I better start being nicer to him.

Tipper caught Al hugging a tree.....ok, maybe a bit more.