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Slackerous Maximus
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Columbus, OH
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A video for your wives/GFs.
My sister, Marija Thomas, is an actress. You have seen her before. She's 'girl #1' eating a Dorrito in a commerical, or the one washing her clothes with All laundry soap.
So this is what she and her friends do in their spare time. If you chose to watch, DON'T say I didn't warn you. Some serious Muffin Top content. YouTube - missesmuffintop's Channel
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Join Date: Feb 2000
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That was pretty friggin' funny.
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lol
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I LOL'd... and then I threw up in my mouth a little...
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06-08-2010, 05:19 AM
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Funny lyrics when I could make them out.
...........when I take my top off, I look just like my mom............
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That was funny..........
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Well done for an amateur video...
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Pretty funny.
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Great video!!
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Quote:
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Did he just say, "Yoots?"
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Its a funny parody of the Lady GaGa vid:
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MY MUFFINTOP Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah I wanna button em like I did in old days just put them on an go about my day before this pack of kids this wasn't one of my parts Didn't know I'd trade my girlish hips for their hearts Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh, I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't miss my Can't miss my No he can't miss my muffin top (She's got a lumpy body) Can't miss my Can't miss my No he can't muffin top (She's got a lumpy body) M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top (Mum mum mum mah) M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top (Mum mum mum mah) I used to work out, eat lots of greens Now it's cheese poofs and mac and cheese (I love it) Before this pack of kids my bod was the bomb Now I take my top off and I look like my mom Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh, I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't miss my Can't miss my No he can't miss my muffin top (She's got a lumpy body) Can't miss my Can't miss my No he can't miss my muffin top (She's got a lumpy body) M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top (Mum mum mum mah) M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top (Mum mum mum mah) I will tell you that I love you Kiss or hug you Cause I'm not bluffin' with my muffin I'm not crying I'm just stunnin' with my love of glue gunning Maybe not the girl you used to know I'm the only one here so let's just go I promise this, promise this Check this hip cause it's marvelous Can't miss my Can't miss my No he can't miss my muffin top (She's got a lumpy body) Can't miss my Can't miss my No he can't miss my poker face (She's got a lumpy body) Can't miss my Can't miss my No he can't miss my muffin top (She's got a lumpy body) Can't miss my Can't miss my No he can't miss my poker face (She's got a lumpy body) M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top (Mum mum mum mah) M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top (Mum mum mum mah) M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top (Mum mum mum mah) M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top (Mum mum mum mah) Lyrics from the real song: MY POKERFACE Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah I wanna hold em like they do in texas plays Fold em let em hit me raise it baby stay with me i love it Luck and intuition play the cards with spades to start And after he's been hooked i'll play the one that's on his heart Oh oh oh I'll get him hot show him what i've got Oh oh oh I'll get him hot show him what i've got Can't read my can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got to love nobody) Can't read my can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got to love nobody) P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face (mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face (mum mum mum mah) I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be A little gambling is fun when you're with me i love it Russian roulette is not the same without a gun And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun fun Oh oh oh I'll get him hot show him what i've got Oh oh oh I'll get him hot show him what i've got Can't read my can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got to love nobody) Can't read my can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got to love nobody) P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face (mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face (mum mum mum mah) (mum mum mum mah) (mum mum mum mah) I won't tell you that i love you Kiss or hug you Cause i'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying i'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before i pay you out I promise this promise this Check this hand cause i'm marvelous Can't read my can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got to love nobody) Can't read my can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got to love nobody) Can't read my can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got to love nobody) Can't read my can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got to love nobody) Can't read my can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got to love nobody) Can't read my can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got to love nobody) P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face (she's got to love nobody) P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face (mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face (mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face (mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face (mum mum mum mah)
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