This guy should have monkey rolled:

Fan falls from second deck at Texas RangersCleveland Indians game - MLB News - FOX Sports on MSN

Or maybe, executed a roll in a monkey style.

Falling from 23 feet, a person would be going about 20 miles per hour when he comes to the sudden stop.

So all we got to do is get "someone" to sit on the hood of a car going 20 mph, and right before the car hits a brick wall he can do a monkey roll agin' the wall and we'll see what happens.

Simple ;)

In the greatest movie of all time ("The magnificent Seven") Steve McQueen is quoted saying the following:

Wow... thanks for resurrecting this... I had a great laugh again. :D

You OK there Sammy?

i saw a comic strip that reminded me of this thread so I posted it.

Why do you ask?

Ya know... Going back over seven year old threads. I thought you might be getting bored.

Actually this one is new to me.
Somehow I missed it on the original go around and just read through it yesterday.

Damn. Sniper. The world is a little less without him in my life.

Mine life is much better without his noise. He would argue with anyone about anything. This thread is the perfect example. He is arguing gravity can be ignored!

How many times did he say the 928 was the best Porsche of them all.

He was a pure troll, not really a sniper just a wannabe loudmouth. Like Norm, the place is better without him here.

Yup.