Will production ever get easier?

Was it worth it?

What's your realistic goal to hit $1M in sales in 2012?

When are we hiring a new office manager?

When are we moving to NY?

Here is a serious question that ask prospects and clients daily:

"What is your biggest challenge in the coming year? What is your biggest challenge in the next 5+ years?"

Their answer drives the rest of the conversation.
Larry

1. Why is my cell service so crappy at my house?
2. you got a 17,000,000 bonus last yr. Why havent our bathrooms been cleaned in 2 weeks??
3. Why cant I have a Pantera for a company car, instead of a Chevy Cobalt??
4. Why are your secretary's t!ts bigger than my secretary's??
5. Why did you just hand me this pink piece of paper?

1. do you regret playing Conan the Barbarian?
2. can you please pass the plate of Carbs and protiens?
3. how can i make my calves bigger, and my body skinny-er so i dont look like a chicken?
4. why hasnt Linda Hamilton done anything after terminator?
5. can i have your autograph?

nice one vash!

I would ask mine why our various department heads aren't held accountable when they regularly fail to reach their goals.

1. Do you really think all this forced corporate culture BS helps?
2. Why do I have to take training every year called "Slips Trips & Falls" to remind me how to walk upright?
3. Why does your wife insist on wearing leather pants for the company Christmas card photo?
4. How the f**k do I get a raise?
5. Can I have some of your money?

I have dinner with the big guy every night. Lunch, too.