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What five questions would you ask your company president over dinner?
If you had a chance to go out for dinner with your company president for the purpose of professional development, what five questions would you ask.
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I haven't met the new one, but I ate with the previous one several times at company events. I don't really expect the top guy to have the dirt and, if he does, he won't be telling any of it to me. The folks in the trenches are the ones who know what's really going on.
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1. Could you please pass the bread?
2. Should we get a bottle of Jack tonight instead of the Patron? 3. Do you guys want to order the appetizer sampler? 4. What's the spread on the Rockies game? 5. Wanna close with 'Black Betty' tonight?
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Oh, I would also tell him to only hire hot women. But my boss pretty much already does that.
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i would ask:
1) donde es camerones tacos? 2) donde es mucho caliente salsa? un mucho caliente milfy senoritas? 3) donde es mucho fria cerveza? 4) donde es el bano? 5) donde es la carrera? 6) donde es BHTM la fiesta grande fandango disco? there ARE no other questions. stay thirsty my friends.
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MENTIROSO!!! I looked for "milfy" in my English-Spanglish dictionary and NO ESTA EN EL DICCIONARIO!!!!!
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"YOU CANT RACE A CAB."
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WTF???????????????????
too damn FUNNNNNNY! "MENTIROSO" will have to use this one. should be some good laughs. thanks gogar.
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1) What year is your 300 SL?
2) Is it an aluminum or a steel frame? 3) What year is your 230 SL? 4) Do you have any other SLs? 5) Sometimes I see you driving behind your house in a bulldozer, grader, or excavator, what is your favorite "big" toy?
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Wow I was hoping for at least 33.33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333% seriousness.
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1. When are you going to lay me off?
2. Would you like your car washed? 3. Would you like me to mow your yard? 4. Can I carry your bag? 5. Would you like to see these pictures of your wife?
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I might look funny talking to myself...
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Speedy,
Do you have a cat? Best, Tom
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I have too many cats on the farm right now. Are you looking for one. PM me for a cat.
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1. How do you feel our company is positioned for the slow economic growth we're enduring?
2. Speaking of "feel", do you have a daughter? 3. How did you learn to b!tchslap so quickly? 4. Could you pick my teeth up please? 5. Thank you. Sorry about the daughter question. Is your wife hot? |
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Best, Tom
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I was hoping for a couple serious replies but given the current state of things...
There are many questions I would have loved to ask my former company president as he shut down the facility and proceeded to loose $17M the first year and $10M the second. Speedy ![]()
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"I might look funny talking to myself..."
No one to ask the questions either. Some days I'm counting the money, another day I'm sweeping the sidewalk out front. Easy to be humble about it. Jim
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Yeah, me and Bob Iger..... like that is going to happen.
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1) what are you doing today to generate more business
2) what are you doing tomorrow to generate more business 3) what are you doing to decrease your costs 4) how did you get to be SO awesome 5) when are you going to treat yourself to a well-deserved 911?
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