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Joe Bob 08-30-2010 06:20 AM
Paris steps in it again.....
 
Coke, pot and a Cadillac in Vegas.....

Police defend arrest of Paris Hilton in cocaine case | L.A. NOW | Los Angeles Times

Stoopid twit....

sc_rufctr 08-30-2010 06:51 AM
Yes she's a twit but considering the world she lives in is it any wonder.
Weed is one thing but cocaine is all together different. What's up with that?
I just don't get it. Maybe she should get some new interests.:confused:

Must be boring when you're an heiress of a fabulous fortune. :rolleyes:

legion 08-30-2010 07:39 AM
Someone needs to get that girl a pineapple.

island911 08-30-2010 07:43 AM
Coke, pot and a Cadillac in Vegas? ... Obama did that.

Oh wait, he wasn't in Vegas when he was doing those things.

nevermind.

vash 08-30-2010 07:47 AM
coke, pot, vegas..i bet a few of us have done that..

this is non-news.

speeder 08-30-2010 08:15 AM
Who gives a schit? America needs to get a life...

1990C4S 08-30-2010 08:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by speeder (Post 5534034)
Who gives a schit? America needs to get a life...
My sentiments exactly. Can people sink any lower than taking an interest in her life?

David 08-30-2010 09:43 AM
Maybe Paris should do another Funny or Die - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, and Funny Jokes skit but this time about how What Happens in Vegas Doesn't Stay in Vegas.

M.D. Holloway 08-30-2010 10:06 AM
Poor thing, I volunteer to bring her back to and honorable and clean life. Daddy can pay me $30K/month and in return his sweet lil girl will be taken care of very nicely and will turn her ways. It will take 2 years and full access to all his physical assets. I guarantee success or she may leave and I won't ask for another dime.

pwd72s 08-30-2010 10:45 AM
YouTube - Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want To Have Fun

Joe Bob 08-30-2010 11:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LubeMaster77 (Post 5534233)
Poor thing, I volunteer to bring her back to and honorable and clean life. Daddy can pay me $30K/month and in return his sweet lil girl will be taken care of very nicely and will turn her ways. It will take 2 years and full access to all his physical assets. I guarantee success or she may leave and I won't ask for another dime.
She has vaginal herpes......you'd have do a double bagger on the boys.....unless she pays ya to do the bare back......ewwwww, yucksters. BTW, do a search or her shoe size. She's like a 10+

If it's like the guys, she has a thingy like Godzilla.......ya need to strap a 4x4 across yer ass.

M.D. Holloway 08-31-2010 08:47 AM
You forget, I'ma LubeMaster, there are opitions...

s_morrison57 08-31-2010 09:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 5534400)
She has vaginal herpes......you'd have do a double bagger on the boys.....unless she pays ya to do the bare back......ewwwww, yucksters. BTW, do a search or her shoe size. She's like a 10+

If it's like the guys, she has a thingy like Godzilla.......ya need to strap a 4x4 across yer ass.
Joe Bob, how do you know about the Herpes, pesonal knowledge or is your People mag subscription finally paying off.

Da lube master would find a way in

red-beard 08-31-2010 11:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by s_morrison57 (Post 5535801)
Joe Bob, how do you know about the Herpes, pesonal knowledge or is your People mag subscription finally paying off.

Da lube master would find a way in
Google Paris Hilton herpes in the images section

Rikao4 08-31-2010 11:19 AM
while $$ ,she's not bright..
she let a storage unit lapse..
bought at auction..
it showed many of her lab. results,
STD meds she's been on & assorted toys...
I'd so pass...

Rika

Jim Richards 08-31-2010 12:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 5535992)
Google Paris Hilton herpes in the images section
must...resist...:eek:

M.D. Holloway 08-31-2010 12:18 PM
noth'n dar I hasn't seen...on da bowery...

red-beard 08-31-2010 01:58 PM
Splish - splish

"Awwww...It's all wet and gushy!"

-Butters

legion 08-31-2010 02:13 PM
http://www.morethings.com/fan/south_...h_park2342.gif

http://www.morethings.com/fan/south_...e-mr-slave.jpg

speeder 08-31-2010 02:23 PM
Nice.


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