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Paris steps in it again.....

Coke, pot and a Cadillac in Vegas.....

Police defend arrest of Paris Hilton in cocaine case | L.A. NOW | Los Angeles Times

Stoopid twit....

Old 08-30-2010, 06:20 AM
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Yes she's a twit but considering the world she lives in is it any wonder.
Weed is one thing but cocaine is all together different. What's up with that?
I just don't get it. Maybe she should get some new interests.

Must be boring when you're an heiress of a fabulous fortune.
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Someone needs to get that girl a pineapple.
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Old 08-30-2010, 07:39 AM
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Coke, pot and a Cadillac in Vegas? ... Obama did that.

Oh wait, he wasn't in Vegas when he was doing those things.

nevermind.
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Old 08-30-2010, 07:43 AM
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coke, pot, vegas..i bet a few of us have done that..

this is non-news.
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Who gives a schit? America needs to get a life...
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Who gives a schit? America needs to get a life...
My sentiments exactly. Can people sink any lower than taking an interest in her life?
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Maybe Paris should do another Funny or Die - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, and Funny Jokes skit but this time about how What Happens in Vegas Doesn't Stay in Vegas.
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Poor thing, I volunteer to bring her back to and honorable and clean life. Daddy can pay me $30K/month and in return his sweet lil girl will be taken care of very nicely and will turn her ways. It will take 2 years and full access to all his physical assets. I guarantee success or she may leave and I won't ask for another dime.
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Poor thing, I volunteer to bring her back to and honorable and clean life. Daddy can pay me $30K/month and in return his sweet lil girl will be taken care of very nicely and will turn her ways. It will take 2 years and full access to all his physical assets. I guarantee success or she may leave and I won't ask for another dime.
She has vaginal herpes......you'd have do a double bagger on the boys.....unless she pays ya to do the bare back......ewwwww, yucksters. BTW, do a search or her shoe size. She's like a 10+

If it's like the guys, she has a thingy like Godzilla.......ya need to strap a 4x4 across yer ass.
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You forget, I'ma LubeMaster, there are opitions...
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She has vaginal herpes......you'd have do a double bagger on the boys.....unless she pays ya to do the bare back......ewwwww, yucksters. BTW, do a search or her shoe size. She's like a 10+

If it's like the guys, she has a thingy like Godzilla.......ya need to strap a 4x4 across yer ass.
Joe Bob, how do you know about the Herpes, pesonal knowledge or is your People mag subscription finally paying off.

Da lube master would find a way in
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Joe Bob, how do you know about the Herpes, pesonal knowledge or is your People mag subscription finally paying off.

Da lube master would find a way in
Google Paris Hilton herpes in the images section
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while $$ ,she's not bright..
she let a storage unit lapse..
bought at auction..
it showed many of her lab. results,
STD meds she's been on & assorted toys...
I'd so pass...

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must...resist...
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