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Targa, Panamera Turbo
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Houston TX
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My faith in internet stories has been restored.
Finally, some honesty in big buck hunting stories...
![]() Here's a picture of the new world record whitetail. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's, uncle's, best friend's, son-in-law's, niece's hairdresser's, neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a 22 mag. Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It had also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant. This has been checked on Snopes where it was confirmed. Honest!!!
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Haha I don't follow. I assume you were on a forum where some guy posted this picture and it is photoshopped?
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: cutler bay
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anything that kills Jehovah's Witnesses deserves a long happy life
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It wouldn't be able to get around, let alone lift its head....... unless it was drinking drain water from a red-bull plant, then it could just fly.
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Yep, I heard that from the guy that mow's my neighbor's yard. He said his uncle goes to a barber that knows the brother-in-law of the game warden’s dad that confirmed it as real.
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joe/rickster/leeh/and myself got those lil wimper thangs in our backyards every night!
bout the only way yer gonna bag one is with a PANZERFAUST! bullets are worthless.
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My friends call me, Top
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Isn't that Notfarnow ???
J/K...lol
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Yeah, it is. I always heard he got the big bucks.
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