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Geronimo '74 09-30-2010 12:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by widebody911 (Post 5587933)
The MCSE said to roll all the windows down and try again.
Whuhahahahahaa, pricless!! :D:D

oldE 09-30-2010 01:59 AM
I passed the bread joke along to my son. He replied with this:


int Fetch_From_Store(int eggs)
{
int bread = 2;
if (eggs)
bread = 12;
return bread;
}

Les

djmcmath 09-30-2010 03:28 AM
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.




“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”




How can you tell when a programmer has had sex?
When he’s washing the pepper spray out of his eyes.

KaptKaos 09-30-2010 06:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by djmcmath (Post 5588866)
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
That's a good one... snort...snort.... [pushes glasses back up nose]... snort...

red-beard 09-30-2010 07:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Por_sha911 (Post 5587703)
A computer software specialist, hardware specialist, and salesman were riding in a brand new car when the car got a flat tire. All three got out and started to discuss what it would take to fix it.
The software fellow said it needed to re-flash the onboard computer chip.
The hardware fellow said it needed to be upgraded to higher performance parts.
The salesman looked at them in disbelief and said "Are you guys nuts? Obviously the car is outdated and needs a complete replacement!"
Stupid people. They needed to open the doors. Get out. Close all of the doors and windows. Turn off the car, then turn it back on again.

red-beard 09-30-2010 07:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KaptKaos (Post 5587961)
There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't.
One of my favorite computer jokes!

BlueSkyJaunte 09-30-2010 08:14 PM
To understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.


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