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Programmer joke
One day, a programmer's wife tells her husband: "Dear, we've run out of bread, so go and buy two loaves. Oh, and if they have eggs, buy a dozen."
The programmer nods, commits the list to memory and leaves for the store. After a while he returns with twelve loaves of bread. "Why the hell did you buy all this bread?" asks the wife; and the programmer answers "They had eggs."
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"You go to the track with the Porsche you have, not the Porsche you wish you had." '03 E46 M3 '57 356A Various VWs |
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09-29-2010, 08:00 AM
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1966 - 912 - SOLD
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makes sense to me....
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i was too tired to be pretty last night! |
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09-29-2010, 08:34 AM
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Non Compos Mentis
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Off the grid- Almost
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Took me a moment. Doh!
Thanx! |
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09-29-2010, 09:03 AM
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least common denominator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: San Pedro,CA
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1001110111,
10100011100? 10000101!
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Gary Fisher 29er 2019 Kia Stinger 2.0t gone  1995 Miata Sold 1984 944 Sold I am not lost for I know where I am, however where I am is lost. - Winnie the poo. |
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09-29-2010, 09:05 AM
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Yea had to read it twice.
He did EXACTLY what she said. ha ha ha . |
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09-29-2010, 09:07 AM
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Quality
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Philadelphia area and Morristown NJ
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thx!
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85.5 944 NA 5spd - Sold but not forgotten 89 951 Turbo S - Revival in progress... 
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09-29-2010, 09:24 AM
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Back in the saddle again
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Location: Central TX west of Houston
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hilarious!!
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Steve '08 Boxster RS60 Spyder #0099/1960 - never named a car before, but this is Charlotte. '88 targa SOLD 2004 - gone but not forgotten
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09-29-2010, 09:31 AM
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Get off my lawn!
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100% logical!
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Glen 49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America 1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan 1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood! |
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09-29-2010, 09:40 AM
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Burn the fire.
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I understood it perfectly.
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[x] Working | [_] Broken: 2017 Victory Octane [x] Working | [_] Broken: 2005 Ram 1500 SLT w/5.7L Hemi "Drive it like you stole it." |
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09-29-2010, 09:42 AM
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what's the joke? sounds like normal grocery shopping to me...
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09-29-2010, 10:19 AM
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abit off center
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Maybe someone has a yeast infection?
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09-29-2010, 10:43 AM
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AutoBahned
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when I wuz a young freshman, our (famous) computer center director told us this:
Computers are very very fast But they are very very stupid. That has been good advice all thru the punch card era, teletype & then line mode CRT terminals... and on to the fluffy GUI-ey world of today. |
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09-29-2010, 10:51 AM
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Make Bruins Great Again
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A computer software specialist, hardware specialist, and salesman were riding in a brand new car when the car got a flat tire. All three got out and started to discuss what it would take to fix it.
The software fellow said it needed to re-flash the onboard computer chip. The hardware fellow said it needed to be upgraded to higher performance parts. The salesman looked at them in disbelief and said "Are you guys nuts? Obviously the car is outdated and needs a complete replacement!"
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09-29-2010, 11:07 AM
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Q: What do programmers use for birth control?
A: Their personality. |
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09-29-2010, 12:39 PM
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Too big to fail
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Quote:
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09-29-2010, 12:51 PM
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Family Values
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't.
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09-29-2010, 01:04 PM
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Back in the saddle again
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Quote:
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09-29-2010, 03:12 PM
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I'm with Bill
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Location: Scottsville Va
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I had to explain it to my wife, (several times) and she still didn't get it.
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09-29-2010, 04:07 PM
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I see you
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Quote:
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Si non potes inimicum tuum vincere, habeas eum amicum and ride a big blue trike. "'Bipartisan' usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out." |
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09-29-2010, 04:21 PM
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Location: CA
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A mechanical engineer, a geology engineer, a chemical engineer, and an IT went out to lunch. On the way back the car shaked and engine died.
The driver, mechanical engineer, pulled over and said "there must be something wrong with the battery". The geology guy said, "I think there was an earth quake". The chemical engineer said, "I think there might be water in the gas tank". The IT guy, who is the smartest said, "we should look for solution, not keep guessing about the problem". Everyone asked "what do you think?". He said: "first of all, let's all get out of the car, get back in, and start the engine". Hint: rebooting 
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09-30-2010, 12:50 AM
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74 Porsche 914 2.0L 
Carrera
2017 Victory Octane
2005 Dodge Ram 1500 SLT
1969 and 1986 Porsche Targa and Coupe 1720cc and 3
Max
