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A Man of Wealth and Taste
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Out there somewhere beyond the doors of perception
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Santa Left Me....
Along about 2:30 Am I heard the pitter patter of some hooves on the roof and a few minutes later I heard a "Ho Ho Ho...Merry Christmas to one and all." fading into the distance. This morning I eagerly woke to find out what Christmas presents Santa left for me under the tree....Well much to my surprise I found Cookie crumbs left all over the place, the milk spilt AND ole Santa left a great big ole brown deposit in the middle of my rug......and going out into the yard I looked up on my roof and saw that his reindeer left a few brown deposits up there as well. So I guess that I wasn't all that good this past year at least in Santa's book....
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12-25-2011, 09:43 AM
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Sounds like Karma to me.
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12-25-2011, 09:54 AM
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Location: Fla panhandle / Roaming in my motorhome
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Don't know quite what to say , Bro. Have a happy new year.
Cheers Richard |
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12-25-2011, 12:55 PM
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Slippery Slopenose Victim
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Central Ohio
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Damn man , no Kriefhoff ?
Not even a Merkel ?!? Very disappointed in you tabs , very disappointed .  SxS |
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12-25-2011, 01:05 PM
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Location: Winnipeg, MB, Canada
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Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house,
not a creature was stiring except me and the big hairy one; that no one could confuse with a mouse; My socks were spead all over the floor, along with my jeans which were hung on the door; The chidren are all gone, grown up and all moved on; The next line is about Mama and her kerchief, we will leave that one alone cause all it would do is cause grief; This morning my alarm arose me with such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the bathroom I stumbled like a drunk, Tore open the shower curtains and threw up like a punk; The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, When, what to my wobbly eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer, I knew then, I was hallucinating again; So I took all the meds my Dr. prescribed this week, and I crawled back to bed for the sleep that I seeked; Now there is a whole bunch more about what Santa looked like, But I need a nap again, so I'm out of sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
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12-25-2011, 01:28 PM
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Sorry, tabs. You shoulda joined the PPOT Xmas exchange.
Then you would have had two piles. |
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12-25-2011, 01:32 PM
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I worry about you Ted.
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12-25-2011, 03:22 PM
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I always wondered why they called you ''Tabs''.
Merry Christmas, Bubbie. |
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12-25-2011, 05:34 PM
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It's really "Babs."
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