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I think I'll go out with Jill tonight....
Maybe TMI, but who knows what I mean? Heard this the first time yesterday and it just cracks me up
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10-06-2010, 11:51 AM
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Seriously?!?
Hmmmmmm How do you feel about that?
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It took me a minute. I'd never heard it before now. Alrighty then.
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I have no idea what you are talking about, and I can't find the picture of the bunny with the pancake on it's head.
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did she switch sides? You drove her to it
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10-06-2010, 12:12 PM
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Sit on Jill until she goes numb, then you can pretend she's a stranger, not a Jill you have met on more than one you occasion. Damn whore.
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10-06-2010, 12:16 PM
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I had to Google it, and yes it's TMI. Lol.
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I get the Jack & Jill part but what is TMI
go for it after all nobody can do it better when your in controll |
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why wait til tonight?
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That makes no sense at all. If Jill is asleep how does she get a grip on things? What am I missing?
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"It is better to cast your seed in the belly of a whore than to spill it on the ground."
Plus you'll go blind  PS, before anyone flames me from quoting from the bible, that quote isn't in the bible. It's an urban myth. |
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What a wanker . . .
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My Jill has auto pilot...
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Well, Jill had a headache so I called in my backup....Rosie.
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Guys! Its Thursday.... dammit Friday and the weekend are not that far away!
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