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Old 10-26-2010, 08:15 AM
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Wrong State there. Bubba and Cooter may be from Arkansas, Mississippi, or even Alabama. In Louisiana its Boudreaux and Thibodeaux
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Nope, but I just took a huge dump!

You know it's bad when it goes above the water line, and it ain't floating...
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You know it's bad when it goes above the water line, and it ain't floating...
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Nope, the pile is so large, it piles above the water line...

I seem to remember a bunch of guys late in college staying at a buddies home. Someone took a huge dump and everyone was amazed. I think it was even photographed. I'm not sure if it went to the European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich or not. And I'm not sure how many Courics it was. But is was big, smelly, and above the water line.
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Nope, the pile is so large, it piles above the water line...
Ah yes, the infamous "Double Flush Trap Choker".
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Nope, the pile is so large, it piles above the water line...

I seem to remember a bunch of guys late in college staying at a buddies home. Someone took a huge dump and everyone was amazed. I think it was even photographed. I'm not sure if it went to the European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich or not. And I'm not sure how many Courics it was. But is was big, smelly, and above the water line.
There was an episode at a nightclub from my high school days, which is simply referred to as the Killer Schitt From Hell. It rose above the water line...and then kept going...above the bowl line. Remember the old SNL sketch for Super Colon Blow? It was like that. Probably had something to do with the 115 degree temps in the club, combined with the mosh pit action.

There was also KSFH II several years later aboard a friend's sailboat after a yacht party...this was a party that didn't have kegs...it had tanker trucks of beer. Never seen anything like it before or since. The party was 72 hours long. It ran out of plastic cups about 6 hours in. People were staggering around with gallon milk jugs full of draft beer.

This was all before the standards codification, so no information was retained on the courics. Pity. The Original KSFH (tm) and KSFH II (tm) probably would have gone in the books.
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Nope, the pile is so large, it piles above the water line...

I seem to remember a bunch of guys late in college staying at a buddies home. Someone took a huge dump and everyone was amazed. I think it was even photographed. I'm not sure if it went to the European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich or not. And I'm not sure how many Courics it was. But is was big, smelly, and above the water line.
That might be more than I needed to know or TMI.
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You know it's bad when it goes above the water line, and it ain't floating...
I call that "making an island".

Stick a small flag in it, claim it, and leave it for the next bathroom visitor's enjoyment.

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Wrong State there. Bubba and Cooter may be from Arkansas, Mississippi, or even Alabama. In Louisiana its Boudreaux and Thibodeaux
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