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i'm just a cook
 
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this guy is great.

if we're lucky, he could be our next governor.
please do not move this to you know where.
he is pure entertainment.



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Old 10-30-2010, 10:23 AM
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A Man of Wealth and Taste
 
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The people of NY and this guy DESERVE EACH OTHER.
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Old 10-30-2010, 10:25 AM
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This guy needs to read the Bill of NON-Rights

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any
other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them,
but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country
is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you!
You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion,
etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick
a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the
tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently
wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans
are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in
need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after
generation o f professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than
the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes. (This
one is my pet peeve...get an education and go to work....don't expect
everyone else to take care of you!)

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be
nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in
public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If
you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised
if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If
you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens,
don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a
place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a
life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you
to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect
you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational
training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)

ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American
means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a
lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws
created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you
are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you
came from! (Lastly....)

ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or
heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet,
you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no
faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is
part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it,
TOUGH!
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Old 10-30-2010, 10:28 AM
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drunk and stupid
 
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His 'plan' includes rent caps and essentially seizing any building not currently in use and using it for housing. The responsible and constitutional approach to his goals would be offering tax incentives to landlords offering properties below $X/sqft.

That said, I read somewhere that he's a Viet Nam vet, door gunner with 3 bronze stars which bought him at least a few minutes of my consideration.
Old 10-30-2010, 11:33 AM
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entertaining the idea
 
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this guy is great

I opened this thread thinking it was going to be all about me, oh well.

Carry on...
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Old 10-30-2010, 11:40 AM
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But this guy is so much better



I love the "desperate measures" part...
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Old 10-30-2010, 06:18 PM
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I love the "desperate measures" part...
He'll know desperate measures when they knock him out with haloperidol or fluphenazine and and throw him in the padded room with a complimentary striaghtjacket.
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Old 10-31-2010, 08:54 AM
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He'll know desperate measures when they knock him out with haloperidol or fluphenazine and and throw him in the padded room with a complimentary striaghtjacket.
Yup, he wins, hands down.

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