stuffed jalepeno incident

[bivenator]

So I'm at a halloween party on Saturday night, the drinks are flowing, lots of merriment and slutty witches when it happened. The stuffed jalepeno incident. Frozen stuffed jalepenos are removed from the oven and the insides are molten lava hot. My buddy grabs one and gives it a bite at the same time a joke is told. This confluence of events created a catastrophy. The biter realizing the molten goo is still super hot, bites the pepper in half at the exact moment the punchline is delivered. This causes him to give an extra hard chomp with a bit of forward head pitch. The molten goo is sqeezed from the backside of the pepper popper and the contents make an insanely slow mid air arc to the fantastic cleavage of the woman standing in front of him. She screams, we howl and the battle is on over who gets to remove the goo from her cleavage.
It was indeed a money shot to remember.

[vash]

hahahha.

wouldnt hurt to put a roll of toilet paper into the freezer..jus-in-case.

[M.D. Holloway]

Oh shyt thats funny!

[Por_sha911]

Sounds like the name of a new band ie String Cheese Incident.

[LeeH]

Figure the goo was coming out his nose before it was all over. That's even better.

[944Larry]

Originally Posted by bivenator

So I'm at a halloween party on Saturday night, the drinks are flowing, lots of merriment and slutty witches when it happened. The stuffed jalepeno incident. Frozen stuffed jalepenos are removed from the oven and the insides are molten lava hot. My buddy grabs one and gives it a bite at the same time a joke is told. This confluence of events created a catastrophy. The biter realizing the molten goo is still super hot, bites the pepper in half at the exact moment the punchline is delivered. This causes him to give an extra hard chomp with a bit of forward head pitch. The molten goo is sqeezed from the backside of the pepper popper and the contents make an insanely slow mid air arc to the fantastic cleavage of the woman standing in front of him. She screams, we howl and the battle is on over who gets to remove the goo from her cleavage.
It was indeed a money shot to remember.

no pics I suppose?

[Heel n Toe]

Hilarious. And it reminds me of a story my bud Dennis told me about taking his wife out to dinner and while eating their salads, he chomps down on one of those cherry tomatoes.

He was rockin' a big smile and making a cartoon moment out of putting it into his mouth and it burst open and shot the contents straight across the table and hit her in the eye.

[mthomas58]

OK, so at least in lieu of pics, what was the joke?

Great story!

[widgeon13]

Originally Posted by Heel n Toe

Hilarious. And it reminds me of a story my bud Dennis told me about taking his wife out to dinner and while eating their salads, he chomps down on one of those cherry tomatoes.

He was rockin' a big smile and making a cartoon moment out of putting it into his mouth and it burst open and shot the contents straight across the table and hit her in the eye.

I had the same experience but I was on a flight from O'Hare to LGA coming back from a convention and back when they served food. I was kidding with a friend I was traveling with after a few bloodies. I put the cheery tomato into my mouth and squeezed it between my teeth, just then I turned back to straight ahead and the seeds and juice shot out of the tomato and hit the guy in the seat in front of me in the back of the head. He didn't realize it and we didn't tell him. We just sat there and laughed our asses off, followed that off with a couple more bloodies.

When I see my friend we still laugh about it today and it has to be almost 30 years ago. Those were the good old days of three martini lunches and liberal expense accounts.