Not everyone who drinks is a poet...some of us drink because we are not poets.

You take what's good for you, and I'll take my freedom.

A savage journey to the heart of the American dream...

"Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world"

I'ma get medieval on your ass.

To the moon, Alice, to the moon.(honeymooners)
We're all in it together. (brazil)
That's not a knife. This is a knife(crocadile dundee)

"Your honor, I don't pay women for sex, I pay them to leave" ........ Charlie Sheen

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass,and I'm all out of bubblegum"

Hold my beer and watch this.

Though I be the lone survivor.

"We are men of action. Lies do not become us."

"Hey, Yogi! What time is it?" "You mean now?"

You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.

^Or another version of the same sentiment: "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Death from Above

(pete and repeat went up a tree. pete fell down. who was left?)
You killed my master.

Please don't remind me of my failures, I had not forgotten them.

God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.—Terry Pratchett

I drank what?!?!?

-Socrates

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.