"Don't give up! Don't ever, give up!"

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Jimmy V 1993 ESPY Speech

Any romantics out there? "In a way, he was like the country he lived in everything came too easily to him but at least he knew it." The Way We Were

"That is not dead which can eternal lie / And with strange aeons even death may die."

"Odd," said Cudgel, "Most people around here were raised by alligators, to hear them talk."
—(Fatfingers, a Tale of Old New Orleans)

More than one line, but how about this, from Diane Lane's first movie... she was 14 at the time...

Lauren: I used to think, maybe a long time ago, like... like in the time of the pharaohs or Louis the 13th that, there was somebody, made just perfect for me. I mean, when you think about it and consider that your feelings of love, begin when you're about ten and if you live to say 70, well that's pretty limiting because, what chances there that he'll be alive at the same time you are? You know?
Daniel: I feel the same things. I mean, even if she lived in my lifetime. What if my perfect woman lived in India or California or Brazil? What chance is there that I'd meet her when I live in La Garenne?
Lauren: It's incredible isn't it?
Daniel: Absolutely... incredible.
[holds her hand]

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Well, I guess it's just you.... me.... your balls.... and this drawer.


- Tom Hanks, Dragnet

From one of the greatest sci-fi movies of all time:

Abe: "If you ditch work this afternoon, and promise to do the few small things I ask you; I will in return show you the most important thing that any living organism has ever witnessed. "

Greetings. This is a recorded announcement as we are all out at the moment. The Commercial Council of Magrathea thanks you for your esteemed visit but regrets that the entire planet is temporarily closed. If you would like to leave your name and a planet where you can be contacted, kindly do so at the tone. ;)

"All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental."

Hurt Vonnegut

From Sponge Bob Squarepants:

Squidward to Spongebob: 'Go be stupid somewhere else'.

Thank God we didn't get all the Government we paid for.

(Will Rodgers)

Ralph Wiggum!!!!


"Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems." - Homer Simpson

"Life is like a box of chocolates....you never know what your going to get."

Fast Eddie: No bar?
Cashier: No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys, just pool... nothing else. This is Ames, mister.

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Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Funny aside...the "frat house" in the movie "animal house" was actually the Frat House of Sgt. Don Malarkey of "Easy Co." fame.

Which part of "One Line, One Line Only" don't you understand? -Anonymous

OK I am cheating here but this is tooooooo funny. :D

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He'll put the priest in his pocket, put the blade to the heat, take the motherless children off the street and place them at the feet of a harlot.
—B Dylan

Q: Why'd you kill Cyrus?

A: No reason.

The horror. The horror.

That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.

Fill your hand you son of a *****...

You had your entire life to prepare for today.

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now...

I keep a bottle of stimulants handy in case I see a snake - I also keep a snake handy.

–W.C.Fields

I got to make lots of dough to juice the guys I got to juice in order to make lots of dough to juice the guys I got to juice.
—Raymond Chandler (The Long goodbye)

Your customer service would have to improve, to just, suck......

You can lose a lot of money chasing women, but you'll never lose women chasing money

Innocent, unsuspecting males were constantly wandering into strange houses, only to wake up hours later on an ash hep at the edge of town, without their wallets.
(Fatfingers, a Tale of Old new Orleans)

"Yea though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil: for Thou art with me; Thy rod and Thy staff they comfort me."

Good one Tom!

Which reminds me...I need to get your pre-holiday "stuff" in the mail!!!

Spoken by a buddy of mine many, many years ago in front of a pool hall urinal after we had just begun drinking what we both knew would be lots of beer that night:

"Bye bye yellow pee".

A few lines, relevant to current events imo.

"Where rights secured by the Federal Constitution are involved, there can be no rule-making or legislation which would abrogate them." Miranda v. Arizona, 384 US 436 (1966)

"Many citizens because of their respect for what only appears to be a law are cunningly coerced into waiving their rights due to ignorance." - U.S. v. Minker

"The makers of our Constitution undertook....to protect Americans in their beliefs, their thoughts, their emotions, and their sensations. They conferred, as against the Government, the right to be let alone - the most comprehensive of rights and the right most valued by civilized men. To protect that right, every unjustifiable intrusion by the Government upon the privacy of the individual, whatever the means employed, must be deemed a violation of the Fourth Amendment." Olmstead v. U.S., 277 US 438 (1928)

"In enforcing the Fourth Amendment's prohibition against unreasonable searches and seizures, the Court has insisted upon probable cause as a minimum requirement for a resonable search permitted by the Constitution." Chambers v. Maroney 399 US 42, 51

Do lovers regard their lives? The lover sets fire to all his hopes of harvest, he puts the blade to his neck, with loves comes sorrow and the heart's blood. Love loves the difficult things.
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