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There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, it would be a pity to damage yours.
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Every man dies, not every man really lives.
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Majesty," called the man in the canoe, "I have brought many gifts, and a thing for you to sign."
—Charlie White (The Dragon at the Edge of the World) |
"Some call me wood choppin' Sam; some call me wood cuttin' Ben; last girl I cut wood for, want me back again."
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I'm not a Gynecologist,but i'll be happy to take a look!
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My Vikings aren’t very Viking-like
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Just wait until your father gets home young man !
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Give me a ping Percelli, one ping only.
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Get outta there, NOW!
(can't for the life of me remember what movie or TV show I heard that on :)) |
Whats this? A plastic icecream scoop? What'd that cost, $700?
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Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
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But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump, now disassemble your weapon and continue! Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks. |
...the line stretched from the square in the center of town to the harbor; women holding bedclothes and teakettles, men with nothing in their hands; or eyes. "What you see here," said Le Loutre. "is the British method of clearing land."
—Charlie White(Fatfingers) |
Don't be afraid, Carlo. Come on, you think I'd make my sister a widow? I'm Godfather to your son.
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We gonna Funk You Up!
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Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob. |
"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.” -Thomas Jefferson
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"Sometimes you don't get but one mistake, if the one you pick is bad enough."
— Madison Smartt Bell |
"If God did not want them sheared, He would not have made them sheep."
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First use of deadly force is authorized
(75th ROE) |
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I'm pretty sure.....He's dead
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"You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are the Men in Black."
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Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio - a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
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You know that old trees just grow stronger
and old rivers grow wilder every day Old people just grow lonesome Waiting for someone to say "hello in there" Hello. |
Yer off the edge of the map, mate! Here, there be monsters...
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Shinier than a diamond in a goats ass...
No matter how hard you try you can't polish a turd... |
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The line by Tuco is: There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those who have a rope around their neck and those who have the job of doing the cutting. The line by Blondie is: You see in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. *** Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. |
"Money Won is Twice as Sweet as Money Earned" - Paul Newman as Fast Eddie Felson in The Color Of Money
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"we deal in lead, friend."
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I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
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It's worse than that... he's dead Jim...
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All your base are belong to us. * |
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Fran Lebowitz The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. Fran Lebowitz I explained this to Jeeves and he said the same thing had bothered Hamlet." P.G. Wodehouse At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies. " P.G. Wodehouse |
"This would all be so sweet if we weren't all about to die." - Hurley
"You guys were in 1954? Like... Fonzie times?" - Hurley |
Never attribute to malice that which can be ascribed by sheer stupidity.
- armchair psychoanalysis of a typical Seattle driver http://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/read.gif |
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.............
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The sinners are much more fun.
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